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Finger Fucking Dirty Phone Talk

Dirty phone talk

Every guy that calls me wants to know for certain that I play with my filthy fuckholes during our dirty phone talk sex sessions.  Of course I finger fuck my cunt when I’m on a call, what else would I do?  Hearing a man masturbate turns me on so fucking much that I absolutely have to handslam my slit when I’m phone jacking all of those sleazy slut lovers.

Knowing that I’m helping man after man blow massive loads all day long makes me just as horny as they are, if not more.  I go at my gash the entire time I can hear a guy breathing heavily and slapping ham on the other end of my phone.  I make sure they can hear just how wet my warm snatch is by holding the phone down by my crotch and fingering my flaps really fucking fast and hard!  My cum cave gets so wet and juicy that I gush and splash all over my bed.  I can barely keep my phone in my hands when they’re covered in my sex slime!

I don’t know you one bit but I’ll bet you good money that my job is better than yours.  You have to slip off to the bathroom on a break or lock your office door in the middle of the work day (which I’m sure isn’t suspicious to anyone ;p) if you want to rub one out real quick.  You even need to pay a hot whore like me for some dirty phone sex to help you do it!  You can bet your sweet ass I’ll be three fingers deep on my end of the line.  You won’t be the only one jacking off, Dude.

No Fucking, Just Jack Off For Me

Jack off for me

Do you think that if I invited you over to jack off for me until you blow your super thick and extra juicy load all over my face, that you could keep your hands to yourself the entire time? I’ll be fingering myself and diddling my clit right along with you, there’ll be plenty of whack off fuel here for you.  I just want to make myself cum with a hot and horny guy.  Do you think you can handle that?

I don’t know, you look like you might be the type of man who gets extra turned on when he watches a chick churn her honey hole.  If I had to guess, I’d say you’ll be able to control yourself for just a few minutes into my moist muff masturbation sesh before you stop flogging off and try to escalate the joint self sexing situation into a full on fuck down.  I can’t say as though I blame you, I am a delightfully dirty, gorgeous goddess of a girl.  I’d want to fuck me too!

But you can’t.  The agreement was that we whack off together and you leave me covered in sticky cum and that’s it.  No touching, no kissing and definitely no fucking.  Not until next time, I’m a goddamned lady.  That’s just how it is.  I’m not a tease, I’m flat out telling you that I won’t let you smash yet but you can still bust a nut with me.  In my opinion, that’s not mean phone sex.  I think it sounds hot as hell.  Don’t you want to see a horny whore make herself squirt? 

 

Sensual Fantasies About a Wood-Elf

Sensual fantasies

One of my horny teen cosplay friends gets so into her character that she hangs out in the woods and waits for unsuspecting hikers to come along so she can seduce them and fulfill some sensual fantasies that they might not’ve even known that they had!  I don’t know about you but I don’t think I’d be able to resist a naked wood-elf begging me to fuck her in the forest, I don’t care what kind of hiking I had planned to do!

She loves nature and being naked amongst the flora and fauna makes her feel at home, getting fucked in such a setting makes her tight slit get extra slick.  She prances around the woods and hangs out on the trails waiting for someone to walk by that she can mesmerize with her puffy nipples.  If they stop walking to play with her titties, then her elven spell is already working.  Lips so supple give the softest kisses to a weary walker’s mouth, face and neck as they fondle her bouncy little boobies and caress her fair and unfettered form.

Of course it doesn’t matter to her if anyone walks by and sees her riding a cock or sitting on someone’s face, she wants as many intrepid spirits around to enjoy her, even if they don’t stop to stick their cocks inside of her.  Her moans and screams travel through the trees like the wind beckoning every bone in the area to gather around and enjoy or take part in her splendid little spinney sex spectacle.  I guess you can say she takes LARPing as a wood-elf enchantress to the extreme, if that’s what you’d call banging and squirting all over unsuspecting backpackers while dressed up like an elf.  I don’t know but it sounds fun as hell.  Maybe I’ll join her and see if I can make some randy day tripping ramblers jack off for me!

 

My Sister Loves Family Phone Sex

Family phone sex

 

 

My sister and I make a lot of money having family phone sex and playing with each other’s perfect pussies and warm assholes on webcam.  It’s our main source of income and we wouldn’t have it any other way!  She’s just as filthy and every bit as fun and adventurous as I am.  We give a great show to all of the gushy gash loving guys who tune in to watch us tickle each other’s pinks!

Sis is really funny and jokes around the entire time she’s stretching out my snatch and dipping her digits into my dirty backdoor fun hole.  Nothing with punchlines or anything, she just says funny little things when we’re screwing around like our dad used to do.  She’s a cream filled chip off the old block, for sure.  One time she was using a bunch of different dildos on me, not caring which hole she was plunging which size of fake cock in and out of.  I laid there and took it like a good girl and she just laughed and laughed.  “If she had as many coming out of her as she has going into her she’d look like a porcupine!”  Dad was great for one liners like that and she definitely inherited that quirk from him.

I guess I’m more like my mom.  I stay fairly quiet and subdued when I’m with her.  I like to be the slightly mysterious seductive submissive who does what she’s told, even if I’m told to be a little dominant.  Being fluid and going with the flow is how I handle having sex with my sister, it’s a dynamic that’s been in place for a long time now.  All of our dedicated viewers on the dirty phone sex sites we frequent seem to like it, they always cum back or more.  I get it, who doesn’t want to see two hot and horny sisters have all kinds of fun with each other’s tight little fuck holes?  Plenty of perverts do and are willing to pay a shit ton for it!

 

Ageplay Girls Love to Sit on Santa’s Lap

Ageplay girls

I got all dressed up in my best winter baby-girl dress and went to a Christmas party full of dirty ageplay girls and their doting daddies.  We were all really excited to play with each other and just champing at the bit for our turn to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what we want him to give us this year.  It was sooo much fun!

All of my playdate pals were there!  All of the daddies watched and mingled as we ran around and squealed playing grab ass with each other.  Excitement filled the room as all of us little girl sluts got hotter and sweatier as we played and anticipated the big man’s arrival.  We were so wound up I had to finger myself with a girl by the punchbowl just to keep my cool!

Finally, after what seemed like ages of waiting, Santa made his grand entrance and strolled over to his chair, waving at all of us and blowing kisses the entire way!  Then, jolly ol’ St. Nick pulled his pants down and let his giant ol’ stiff dick out and took his seat.  The line to get to him was so long.  It seemed like every girl in the place was ahead of me, but that was alright.  I got to see Santa tell all of them whether they were on his naughty or nice list and watched what he did to every dripping wet pussy in the place gush and squirt as he pounded them.

Santa gave all of our slits the Christmas slaying they needed, but he did it differently for all of us depending on if we were good girls or bad girls, this year.  Good girls got to suck his cock, bad girls got throat fucked.  Good girls got their skin stroked gently and were able to ride Santa’s rod like they wanted.  Bad girls got slapped and grabbed really hard and slammed down on his extra thick dick.  Sometimes he had a daddy or two join in to stuff all of our dirty girl holes at once.  No matter how we behaved all year long, we all got a holiday treat from Santa.  I don’t have to tell you which list I was on.  As I sat mounted on his merry meat, he didn’t stop pounding my tight twat down onto his lap until he filled it with an extra creamy cum blast!  He must’ve busted that nut for half a minute, it sounded like a good one.

After he was through with all of us, Santa got up and left to go get ready to deliver some more holiday dick to all the naughty and nice girls.  All of the daddies wanted to spend some daddy phone sex time with their little girls so we all ended up in a cuddle puddle in the middle of the floor getting touched and rubbed by whoever wanted to grope us.  It was a great Christmas party, I’m so glad I got to fuck Santa and all of those super nice daddies!      

 

Caught Jacking a Mall Santa

Caught jacking

I got hired as a helper for a mall Santa and got fired the very first day because I got caught jacking him off in his workshop.  It wasn’t fair, we were on break!  What two consenting adults do on their own time should be their business, even if it is on company property.  That mom and her brats should have never stepped out of Santa’s lap line in the first place, let alone enter the employees only area as if they own the place.  They got more than an eyeful for sure, but it was their own fault!

Santa was packing a pole in his pants that I noticed within the first five minutes of working.  All those little guys climbing up and down off of his lap had Santa pitching a tent in his trousers that was super hard not to notice.  I saw it, the moms and dads saw it and, judging by the way all of those tiny tots wriggled around and could never seem to get comfy on Santa’s lap seat, the little ones felt it.  There’s no way those rugrats told him everything on their wish lists without feeling his super thick yule log poking through his slacks.

After an hour or so, I decided to pull that faux Santa aside and tell him just how noticeable his candy cane was.  He shot me a look and told me he knew, the boners he gets from all of the hopeful, bright eyed boys and girls are why he does the job.  That sounded hot as hell to me so I asked if he wanted to go into the break area and jack off for me while I played with my pussy a little.  He didn’t hesitate and headed over to his workshop with his massive erection still protruding through his pants.

I put up a sign that said Santa would be back in 10 minutes.  That was my mistake.  We were on our little fuck around break for well over an hour when a crazy Karen busted the door open with her son and daughter in tow.  It was totally her fault that her little guys saw Santa skull fucking his helper, she could’ve just waited a bit longer.  I think he was about to finish in my mouth when she started raging, but I guess we’ll never know.  Christmas Karen went to the mall manager and we were both fired within the hour.  Fucking bitch.

 

Jack Off For Me While I Decorate

Sensual phone sex

 

A holiday tradition that I started myself is having sensual phone sex with a bunch of lonely, pussy chasing guys while I get my place ready for Christmas.  Making man after man cum on the phone while I absentmindedly put up all of my decorations makes the time fly by.  I doll up my dwelling with Christmas cheer and deck my halls while I drain dicks and balls.  By the time I’m done making a handful of guys get their goop, my happy, horny home is holiday ready.  It’s my favorite way to kick off the season, for sure!

I start off by jamming a jolly ol’ jeweled buttplug into my ass and let it hang out in my rectum while I put up my wreaths and shit.  A couple of years ago, I figured out that it’s really easy to hang garland while I go at my gash or put up my Santa and snowman statuettes with three fingers buried in my snatch, so I do that.  It’s a little weird vibing my clit while I set up my nativity scene, but I don’t think that the Virgin Mary minds that much.  I know the Three Wise Men sure as hell don’t!

My favorite part of it all is setting up the tree.  A lot of my ornaments are just perfect for rubbing all over my pussy or shoving up inside myself before I attach them to the tree.  The guys listening in like to hear ornaments that jingle plunging in and out of my sloppy slot while they jack off for me on the phone, it makes most of them cream.  I can’t get enough of just how shiny the strings of lights are after my sweet slit slime coats all of the bulbs!  It makes them all extra glowy and gives my tree a lovely aroma.

 

Dirty Girl Diaper Time

Dirty Phone Sex

My little sister gets so drunk every time she comes over to my place that she always, ALWAYS pisses in her pants.  Sure, it might make for some really dirty phone sex, but I don’t want to have to clean that shit up just because she wants to get white girl wasted when we’re hanging out.  Do you know how many chairs and sofas I’ve had to trash because I couldn’t rid them of her ammonia?  Way too fucking many!  So now, if she’s gonna keep hitting the bottle that hard when she’s staying at my apartment, that bitch has to wear a mother fucking diaper, straight up.

I don’t give a shit, I’ll hold her down and put it on her if she doesn’t want to do it.  I’m tired of sitting on urine soaked furniture, her twat has to be pampered or huggied from here on out and I’m going to make sure that it happens.  I’ll even change the damn thing and clean her cunt when she wets it, she doesn’t have to do anything but wear it.  Plus, it feels good when someone washes your wailer with warm water for you.  If I know her at all, she’ll be, at least, a little into it.

No, this isn’t some weird fantasy mom shit I got going on in my head that I’m trying to play out.  Of course, I’ve been taking care of her for our entire lives, but this isn’t that.  And no, this isn’t a poorly veiled attempt to play with my sibling’s steamy hot slit.  If I want to do that, I just tell her.  Like I said, I’m just trying to keep my drunk ass little sister’s piss off of my furniture, carpet, bedding and anywhere else that dimwitted dipshit decides to pop a squat.  If drinking with her keeps turning into dirty girl diaper time though, maybe we’ll just stick to doing drugs together. 

 

Midday Bathroom Squirt Sessions

Sex phone chat

 

When I please my pussy while I’m having dirty girl sex phone chat, I squirt everywhere and fucking flood the room.  My sloppy slot shoots out such powerful streams of sex juice that I literally soak everything around me.  It’s like my flaps are full of pressurized fluid and my clit is the button that releases it.  You think I’m kidding but, I assure you, I most certainly am not.

Public bathrooms are the best places to please my puss and leave a giant puddle behind when I’m done.  After my slizz blasts all over the place and leaves everything coated in my snatch sauce, I can just walk out as if I didn’t just drench the place and go about my business.  I don’t have to worry about it, plus the thought of leaving a massive pool of pussy juice behind for some lucky janitor to clean up makes me smile all day long.

I don’t see any issue with squirting all over the women’s room, I’m not just pissing on everything.  Squirt isn’t pee!  It gives me some much needed midday fun and I’m certain it makes some perverted custodian cream his jeans.  So what if he has to replace all of the mushy rolls of toilet paper that soaked up my sexy slit syrup, it’s not like he has to pay for it, or anything.  Where would you suggest I go when I want a noon time masturbation session?

 

Savannah’s New Little Friend

Teen phone chat

My newest little teen phone chat friend is so fucking cute that I just want to put her in my pocket and take her everywhere with me!  She’s so tiny and skinny and fun to fool around with that, when she comes over, I never want to let her leave!  I bet I could talk her into moving in with me so that she’s always here when I want her, I’ve got plenty of space and am a super fun roommate.  We have the same hobbies and both love having our pussies eaten.  I’m gonna ask.

She’s already been here for a few days and I think we’re getting along like gangbusters!  She loves all of my sexy costumes, is hella good at video games and knows every anime and manga title out there, not to mention the fact that she has one of the longest tongues I’ve ever had the pleasure of clamping my cunt down on.  I can grind my gash into her mouth as hard as I want and make her lick my cunt walls for hours and she just looks up at me with those doe eyes of hers and effortlessly dines away.  We’re like a match made in heaven!

I let her go through my comic collection while I ate out her asshole, I think she liked it a lot.  Whole bunch of squealing and giggling while my tongue stretched out her tight, tiny rim and burrowed its way into her rectum, it was so cute and hot!  When I pushed a couple of fingers into her slick little snatch she moaned and pushed her ass harder into my face before cumming and squirting all over my bedroom carpet.  If that doesn’t entice her to move in with me, I don’t know what will.