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Cartoon Cunts And Drawn Dicks

XXX sites

Some of my favorite XXX sites to visit are the cum covered anime and horny hentai sites!  Not only do they give me great inspiration for my cream inducing costumes, they also turn me on a lot!  In fact, nothing makes my cosplay pussy drip more than surfing through all of those illicit illustrations on the web.

Am I weird?  Am I the only one who likes to see a bunch of cartoon cunts stuffed full of expertly crafted cocks and cloudy puddles of cum?  I mean, I can’t be, right?  Otherwise they wouldn’t get drawn!  I don’t single handedly fuel the adult anime industry, but sometimes it seems like I do.  I download a shit ton of pics, I have to!  I don’t want to have to search a costume out on the internet every time I want to play dirty dress up or drill out my own snatch.  I like quick access to my filthy files so I can get right to either making myself up or making myself cum.  My pussy isn’t very patient when it wants to be pleased.  

You can find all kinds of stuff, various sized and shaped females taking anything you can think of in every last one of their holes.  Elves getting fucked by ogres, tiny waifs getting wailed on by a bunch of tentacles, picturesque pretty girls taking the fattest fuck sticks you could imagine, you can find whatever you want!  Rule 34, guy, look it up!

 

Death Becomes Her

Snuff fantasies

 

One of my darkest secrets is that I have the kinkiest snuff fantasies running through my pretty little head.  You probably wouldn’t think that a bubbly bimbo like me dreams about being able to play God with all of the cum craving cocks and cunts I come across, but I would absolutely love to be able to decide which of my lovers get to live and who, of them, deserves to die.  I guess you could say that sometimes I wish that I were Lady Death.

Separating the winners from the losers would be easy.  If you make my widowmaker happy, you get to live, can’t satisfy my slippery snakepit and that’s the end for you.  Simple as that.  Anyone who doesn’t know how to please a woman doesn’t deserve the precious oxygen they pull into their lungs.

And I’m not just talking about making my malicious muff cum, that’s not that hard to do.  If my lovers want to save their own lives then they need to make my entire body tingle, give me the type of shivers that makes goosebumps rise up all over the entirety of my being.  Find the sensitive areas of my milky flesh that a lesser lover would overlook, then exploit their delicate and ticklish nature.  That type of shit.  If you think I’ll be okay with you just banging away at my creamy holes then shooting your splooge inside of me, then you should get your affairs in order before you bend me over because you won’t be around to disappoint another woman much longer.

I’d love to have the ability to drain the life out of a guy if he doesn’t make me happy everywhere, body, mind and spirit.  I know it sounds kind of dumb but any person who can’t fully please a woman just doesn’t deserve to live.

 

Savannah is… PURPLE HAZE!

Sensual phone sex

 

“Oh no, my stash is tapped!  How am I supposed to have sensual phone sex if I can’t smoke any of that sweet Mary Jane?”

There’s no need to fear!  Purple Haze is here to make sure your bowls stay loaded with fresh buds and your balls stay unloaded of frothy cum!  That’s right, when a hot, hard cock needs to get super high and shoot a hearty load, Purple Haze will be there.  When a jonesing junk puller wants to get some ganja and juice their jizz, there’s only one pole pleasing pot pusher to call: The Sativa Slut, The Indica Dicklicka, The Hybrid Harlot…  it’s Purple Haze, The Marijuana Wonder!!!

If you’re a broke ass college student, intern or single dad who could use a visit from a super girl with the greenest buds and the pinkest pussy, she has your back.  If you are a lonely dork, husband or widower with a desire to relieve some stress, Purple Haze will swing by to deliver a dose of dick draining and blunt flaming to give you exactly what you need!  Or if you’re just a hot guy who likes to smoke the best weed and fuck really tight twats, then you can count on the purple and green heroine to be there to get you stoned to the bone and then fuck the shit out of it!

That’s right, there’s a new head changing, boner banging superhero in town here to save your day and make you spray!  If you need a ready and willing hottie with a super stash and sensational gash, then just call on…  PURPLE HAZE!

 

Creamy Clown Party

Nasty phone sex

 

You’ve never really had nasty phone sex until you’ve gotten down with a clown!  I know it sounds weird, even freaks a lot of folks out, but I haven’t run into anyone who can manhandle my muff like a maniacal, grease paint covered clown can.  I don’t think they’re very scary at all.  In fact, when I see a costumed freak that most people would be afraid of, that’s the one I want to bang the most.

Think about it like this; you know how they say that crazy chicks are great in bed?  Well, the same goes for guys, my dude.  When a guy is completely nuts and out of his gourd, you know that he’s probably willing to do just about anything in the sack, and who’s more crazy and insane than a clowny fuck fiend?  Get my drift?

Last night I went to a circus freak party where everyone had to dress as their favorite kind of carny.  There were raunchy ringmasters, long dicked lion tamers and topless trapeze artists galore amongst a veritable sea of rainbow colored cum craving clowns, myself included.  It was great, just the kind of sexy circus party you’d like to attend, with titties and cunts flying through the air and cocks slapping and slamming faces and holes in every corner.

There was one multi-colored, hobgoblin of a cock knocker I kept my eye on all night.  He made his way from group to group jerking the shit out of his junk, making sure everyone was rough fucking and not just fooling around.  I knew that he was the freak for me the moment I saw him throat out a fire eater, that can’t be easy!

I grabbed my terrifying, mouth-trashing target and took him out to the parking garage so we could scare some “normies” a bit to get our adrenalin going.  After a couple of pants pissing pranks, we were both ready for a hard hole bashing and my fuckalicious freak bent me over and started pounding my jolly jester right where we stood.  As he fucked me senseless, I didn’t realize that we were slowly traversing out in front of the cars as they slowly passed looking for a spot to park.  In everyone’s way, he stretched my tight hole out like he was trying to find a lost line of knotted handkerchiefs in there to pull out of me.

When an impatient driver honked to get us out of the way, my scary, snatch stretching stinker threw me right up on the hood and drilled me out hard and fast until he blew his hot and happy load deep up in me as he stared at the people inside the Jeep through the windshield.  If they didn’t have a problem with clowns before, then they probably do now.  

 

Stan Pleasing Starlet

Jacking off porn

 

I’m so happy that I finally set up an OnlyStans account because now I can use my shapeshifting talents to make some real fantastical jacking off porn for everyone to enjoy!  What’s the point of being a sexy storybook seductress if no one ever gets to ogle you while they jack their junk?  Now, I get to show thousands of pole pumping pervs my wondrous wardrobe and crazy costumes all at once!

It’s a real fucking turn on to know that I’m pounding my makebelieve pussy while a varitable army of raunchy, Rule 34 following fantasy fuckers milk their meat.  The fact that they all pay to see me play makes it even hotter for me.  I already happily help every cosplay cummer I come across get off while I’m all decked out in my cute pony get up or awesome anime attire for free, but knowing that I’m getting a little cash to please my own gash is just the best!

I have so many different characters that I like to embody, there’s no way my Stans will ever get bored.  If they need to see Sailor Moon get banged out or Princess Leia taking a Jabba tentacle deep inside her, I got that covered.  There’s no limit to what I can show the world wide web to help them self-fuck their character craving cocks or cunts.  I even take requests!  Want to see something special then just sign up! 

 

Make My Pink Piggy Pussy Squeal

Dirty phone sex sites

 

I spend my free time scrolling through dirty phone sex sites and nasty cosplay pics to figure out what kind of desirable fuck doll I want to dress up as next.  I study all of the cum filled sticky pics and file away the ones with eye catching, cock stretching outfits I think guys would like to see me in the most.  Since I’m such a sloppy, semen craving, prick gobbling piggy, I found a sexy little cartoon sow that I just had to bring to life!

I’m a real glutton for man goo, it makes sense that I have a costume to display that to the world.  It wasn’t hard to throw together and, after making sure all of my porker parts were looking their best, I went for a stroll in the park to see if I could drum up a dick or two with a craving for swine pussy.  It didn’t take long (it never does) to find a group of horny boar boners who wanted to get a taste of my tenderloin.

I took the gang into the flower garden and lined them all up so I could get down on all fours to gobble their cocks and devour their dicks like a real little piggy bitch horking down slop at a trough.  Once my face was a total mess, my holes needed to get fucking slaughtered so I spun around and presented my hot pink pig pussy and beautiful brown butthole to the whole crew and told them to make me squeal.

They pounded me into the cum soaked mud for hours, gouging out my gorger and stretching my swine holes until those frenzied pig fuckers were completely satisfied and couldn’t take any more porking if you paid them.  I’d say my new bone-in piggy persona is a winner!  Can’t wait to serve myself up at a buffet of hungry, horny hogsnot spitters with a craving for the other white meat!

 

Teen Fuck Tourny Prep

Teen phone chat

 

My friends and I have the hottest teen phone chat group ever!  We love to talk about all of the sexy cosplay outfits we have and the ones we’re saving up all of our money to buy or make.  What better way to get an honest opinion on how your titties look in your new costume than by asking the sluts you trust the most?  I mean, my cameltoe might look like it’s about to stomp its way out of my shorts to me but if it looks good to my besties then I’m gonna let it stroll.

We’re all getting ready for the monthly video game tournament down at the comic book shop because we like to cheer on our favorite dorky dicks as they try to digitally fight their way to the top!  We aren’t gamer girls, we’re gamer fangirls.  Don’t understand the difference?  It’s simple.  We dress up as hot game characters to entice those techie tools to play with our stations and put their X on our boxes with their gigantic cocks when they’re done competing with each other.

That’s right, game geeks usually have huge, horny hogs between their legs and, since “normal girls” don’t usually give them a second look, those guys are all too happy to let us play with their giant joysticks to get our jollies.  Not that I’m trying to tell any secrets, but the world of gamers is one of the largest untapped markets of barely used big bones out there, right next to science nerds and D&D dweebs.

My teen crew loves the thought of riding and ravaging a pack of pristine poindexter peens and the nerdy communities are the best places to find them.  We make sure they want to fill us with their hard cocks and creamy cum by looking just like the fictitious bitches they all desire.  I can’t wait for the tournament.  I’ll totally let you know what happens!

 

What The Fuck Do You Want?

Mean phone sex

 

Oh, of course you like mean phone sex, you seem just like the type of dipshit who would.  Fucking stupid!  What the hell is wrong with you, didn’t you get enough attention when you were growing up, or did you get too much?  Do you like to get bullied by a bad bitch because you used to pick on girls back in the day and now you get your fucking rocks off by giving them a little payback?

That’s it, isn’t it?  You want to turn the tables on yourself so you can feel the pain and humiliation you used to cause some poor, defenseless girl for the sheer purpose of making yourself cum.  You’re a fucking weirdo!

Hell, hearing your pathetic creep whisper of a voice, you probably used to terrorize boys, too.  You know you only picked on them because deep inside you really wanted to fuck them, right?  You made them feel like shit because you felt like shit and still do to this very day.  That’s because you are shit.  You’re less than shit.  You’re the shit that flies crap out after eating shit.

If you think you’ll ever be able to stick your gross dick in anything as fine and sexy as me you got another thing coming, Pal!  You might get lucky and find a pretty prostitute to take pity on you, they do get paid to deal with trash of all sorts.  I doubt it, though, even street hookers have standards.  Do us all a favor and just go fuck yourself!

 

Dirty Talk Your Fantasy Girl

 

I love having a little dirty phone talk while I’m trying on new costumes.  Not only does it give me the chance to get an outside opinion on my choice of outfits but it also lets me see what it feels like to get off in my new garments.  I’m pretty sure that’s exactly why I like to dress up and cosplay.  

Of course I absolutely love to bring a fictional character to life in the sexiest way possible, there are so many hot hero chicks and anime sex objects that deserve to be represented in the flesh.  Turning someone on when I’m dressed like a slutty Snow White or a pantiless Powerpuff Girl makes me feel like I’ve done a great job portraying the character and having orgasm after squirting orgasm in the garb of the fantasy girl totally fills me with a real sense of accomplishment and usually a couple of pints of cum.

I need a guy as creative as he is horny on the line with me giving me good ideas for both new characters to try to whore up and to guide me through getting off as one of the sexpots I already have the gear for.  I’m curious to see if anyone has any new ideas for Wonder Woman’s lasso of truth or what a Fairy Godmother might give Cinderella besides a glass slipper to woo the Prince.  The options are as limitless as our imaginations.  I can be anyone you want and, with a little dirty phone talk, you can make me cum as everyone of them.

 

Do Me For State

College girl phone sex

 

OK so maybe I’m not a college girl, but last night I was the sluttiest girl University State has ever seen.  I just couldn’t help myself, my whorish nature just took over when I went to grab a bite to eat near campus.  There was some real hot cock at the burrito joint and they were all talking about this frat party they were about to go to.  They all joked about how there was going to be some really uptight sorority whores there with really tight pussies that they were going to “smash” and I couldn’t help but to be completely turned on.

I am never one to be outdone, so I went home and pulled out my old cheerleading uniform, stretched it over my big tits and ass to make myself up like the BSOC (biggest slut on campus) then made my way to the party.

When I got there I busted in the door with booze and pills and a very wet pussy.  These drips were all just sort of standing around “mingling” or whatever, so it was a goddamned good thing that I arrived.  I passed out the pills to all of the straights then set my sights on the braggadocious burrito bunch. I had them up in an empty room in no time and made them all fill me with their school spirit before I let any of them return to their little swaray.

I make sure I bring the party everywhere I go.  They may have done it for state, but I did it for cum.