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Friendly neighborhood strap on slut

Submissive phone sex

Hi again! How are yah? I hope you are well, I hope your asshole is ready to take a pounding from me! Catch you off guard again? Yeah, I am your friendly neighborhood strap on slut, but I don’t mind the label if a person needs it. I’m just a horny girl who likes to make men my submissive. I don’t see anything wrong with that at all!
You should always call me Maam or Mistress if you don’t I take something away until you earn it back. The duration depends on the offense, grave offense and it will be a while, a minor offense might just be a smack on your cock. That doesn’t sound all that appealing does it, well then I suggest you learn the rules of being submissive. What are those rules? I think you will have to call me to get that many details. However, if you call me for the rules you better have your wits about you, because I will peg you while I jerk off your cock and make you repeat each rule back to me. The longer it takes the longer I will hold you back from cumming. I guess that isn’t too neighborhood friendly, but I know what it’ll do to your cock and that is pretty friendly!

Dirty phone sex and the strap on

Dirty Phone Sex

Dirty phone sex, I’m not entirely sure why anything sex related is dirty or naughty. Everyone does it, so why is it dirty?? Well, I guess sometimes things need to be labeled so we can identify how we are supposed to react.

Have you ever had the desire for a strap on? They come in all shapes and sizes and purposes. My favorite in my collection is my prostate massager. It seems to hit the right spot every time. I even had one guy start shooting and pumping jizz uncontrollably just with the first time I shoved my dick into his asshole. To be fair though I did blow him for nearly an hour before that edging him and not letting him cum. I think I gave the proper punishment for shooting my load of cum all over? I’m not too happy about this. What are you going to do to make me happy? Call me and explain the premature ejaculation.

Let Me Use You

phone sex sitesOh you silly, foolish boy! You think you deserve a sexy girl like me? When in your life have you ever fucked a 10 like me? It’s so funny. I just want to use you for your amazing cock. The more nerdy, the better. I love using men like you because you’re a pervert just like me! I know how bad you want me and that you will give me whatever I want. I’m so spoiled with cock. I can have sex with anyone I desire, because I am just THAT good, but I want you because even though you’re a loser, you were blessed with a phenomenal dick. You wanna feel my curvaceous ass and thighs? You wanna taste my sweet pussy. I want to have live phone sex with you, but I think you’re too scared. I need you to prove how badly you want to touch me and fill my pussy with your cum. I want it all over my face and mouth too! I want to tie you down and make you eat my ass and pussy until I squirt all over your face, just because I can. You’re so lucky a girl like me wants to fuck a freak like you. Come join me?

Jack off for me

Jack off for meMaybe our call starts out a little slow, getting all the formalities out of the way then it’s just you and I. I hope you are naked, relaxed and somewhere comfortable. Listen to my voice while you stroke that cock of yours. I’ll be fantasizing that I have a pretty little strap on that I’m going to use to fuck you and fuck you hard. Keep stroking that cock, don’t stop, even if you think you are going to cum, stroke through it. Keep it hard and pulsing at the first sensation of my cock pushing into you. Do you want to cum from this invasion? No, no, no, not yet… Take your hands off your cock and feel my strap on hitting all the right spots and making your cock bounce all on its own. I really want to see if you cum just from getting fucked. Relax and enjoy the feeling. Oh my, there it goes watch that cum shoot out, all over your stomach and chest. Now let me lick it off.

Surprise Pegging

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I had a friend of mine come over. I didn’t give him a particular reason, but in my mind, I really wanted to fuck someone. I told him to wear really junky clothes he didn’t care about. Throw him off the trail of what I really want to do, he probably thinks he’s going to clean the gutters or some shit.
He walks into my house and plops himself down on the couch, throws his arm over the back of it and says “Soooo, what’s up?” I tell him I want to have a little fun and of course, he is curious about “fun.” I stand in front of him and start taking my clothes off. Underneath I have a black corset, crotch-less panties and thigh high boots that were hidden by my jeans. He is frozen staring at me with his mouth open. I smile, walk around the back of the couch, pick up my strap on, slide it over my pussy fasten it on tightly and start to stroke it. As I am stroking it I walk around to the front of the couch, his eyes get wide and I see a little smile. “I’m going to sit down and watch you strip. When you have all your clothes off I want you to bend over the arm of the couch, and make sure your cock is hanging where I can jerk you off.” He hesitated only for a second but was in the position quickly. Slowly walking up behind him to raise the anticipation level, the lube I drip onto his asshole is cold and he flinches. “Are you ready?” I ask and his voice cracks with a yes. I slowly push the head in, he doesn’t make a sound, I think he’s done this before. So I slide my cock deep into his ass and he moans. This isn’t my favorite position, I can’t see their faces. I tell him to get on his back on the couch. That’s what I like, being able to watch his face and his cock, his cock cumming uncontrollably. Pounding his ass, he can’t hold it back and cums in shooting spurts grunting loudly with every deep penetration. Once his orgasm subsides, I ask him if he is ready to get me off. He sighs and smiles and answers … “Fuck yes.”

My Anal Angels

Dirty phone talkDirty phone talk means more cock stroking fun for you. Let me share a little story about the anal sex training my young ones have been getting.

I caught them in their room talking about about cock. I listened quietly as my older daughter told her sister about an older boy in the neighborhood who wanted to kiss her kitty. She said that he was rubbing his penis. I decided that a sex talk was in order. I explained the concepts to them and allowed them to ask questions. Suddenly, my younger one piped in with a question that blew my mind. “My friend Selina says that booty sex is ok.” I struggled not to laugh. Then suddenly it clicked in my wicked P-mommy mind. My girls were ready for some anal sex. Hell, even their friends were promoting it. It was time. I brought out two small vibrators that I’d been saving for this day. We all took off our clothes, looked at each other’s pussies and started our new game called “stretching the booty hole.” My little sluts take after mommy for sure. I watched my younger one shudder with an orgasm as her sister fucked her with that vibrator. I think it’s time that I gave you a call to help me with step 2. You do know what I’m talking about, don’t you? 🙂

 

Peeping Tommy

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You’re my next door neighbor and you have been watching me have some fun with one of my clients for the past few nights. Finally you cannot resist the urge to sneak inside my house. You creep up the stairs, listening to my moans and his grunts while my pussy gets banged out. I look up and you’re at the door jacking off hard. Silently you walk over and stick your cock inside my mouth. My guy doesn’t even seem to mind the surprise threesome either. I suck and fuck you both, letting you guys cum inside me repeatedly. I love a good creampied pussy after all! I have secretly known you have been peeping on me and that’s why I’ve been leaving my doors unlocked. Hoping you would eventually finally get the balls to come play. I’m alone tonight and putting on a show at my windows- are you going to swing back by?

P-Mommy is one dirty slut.

fantasy mom

Let me be your fantasy mom. The one with a horny pussy that’s so wet that I can’t keep my hands off my own son’s cocks. I’m a perverted P-Mommy. That’s for sure. I want to share this story for your jerking pleasure.

Mommy walked by your room last night. I could hear the moans coming from your room. I cracked the door to get a peek and saw you ferociously jerking your cock. You had a pair of my panties over your face and you gasped loudly, trying to inhale my aroma. I stepped into the room and closed the door. I’d been waiting a long time for this night. Your dad was asleep in the other room as I tiptoed towards your bed. Your cock was so hard as your fist moved up and down it. I could see the drop of pre cum on the tip and I had to have it. I leaned over the bed and wrapped my lips around it. You almost screamed out loud as you saw that it was me. “Shhhh.” I whispered. “Just feed mommy.”

Superfreak

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“She’s a very kinky girl.

The kind you don’t take home to mother.

She will never let your spirits down.

Once you get her off the street.”

Songwriters: JAMES, RICK / MILLER, ALONZO
Super Freak lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

This is me…all me. I may not be gorgeous but I make up for it in nastiness and perverted play. You know, the stuff other girls wont talk about. Furry play, incest, age play, blackmail, scat. I never say no when it means some rock hard cock and gallons of cum. I’m a bi-polar whore and you never know how I’ll act. Some days a purring kitten, others I’m a raging cunt wearing the strap on and ready to tear you a new booty hole. What are you in the mood for? A psycho accomplice, a sex kitten, a cum hungry street whore. Or maybe just a P-Mommy who likes to share the littles. Oh yeah, Daddy, you know what I’m talking about. Nothing is too taboo or off limits for me. We can talk all night about your darkest desires. Let’s get off together.

 

 

Fireworks tonight

nasty phone sexMy nasty phone sex will make those fireworks explode. Let’s get a little nasty while the bottle rockets go pop and the booms make the crowd go wild. Holiday fun means two of your favorites. Bikinis and young girls in bikinis. Poor daddy. I know that cock will be throbbing in your pants watching lithe little bodies frolicking  in the water. Maybe white t-shirts and water balloons soaking them down, making perky nips show through. Oh, so innocent, but I know what it does to you.

You sit there with that cold beer, talking to your buddies while the wives talk and the brats play. But poor P-Daddy has a problem. It’s called too much young pussy at your place. One of the girls yells that she’s going inside to change into something dry. You wait like a predator, then follow. You just know that she will kick that wet bikini bottom off and toss it over the shower rod to dry. You close the door behind you, pull it down, press it to your nose. You can taste the young pussy on the crotch as your hand moves to your cock. I know exactly what you need. Let me be your wicked accomplice.