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Don’t Want No Short Dick Man

dirty phone sexOh, baby don’t come at me with no short dick. Ain’t nobody got time for a little dick man. I mean I don’t want some little Vienna sausage in my sweet tight holes. I need to feel it. Like really feel it. Last week I hooked up with this hot ass dude. I was wet before we got back to my place just thinking of what he had between his legs. He was tall and built and a complete fuckboy, just my type. I had been rolling on E all night and was ready to get raunchy. We started getting down to it and soon our clothes were off and I was pulling his boxers off. Much to my surprise and total disappointment, this hot ass piece of meat was packing a tiny pecker. I mean really tiny – like I have babysat little ones with a bigger cock. I didn’t pretend because I am not about that. I fucking laughed at him and told him I don’t want no short dick man – I even sang it for him. He turned red and told me he had other skills. I let him know my dildo could do more for me that his little thing. Needless to say, I struck out that night. Sent him on his way, put on some porn and took care of myself. I am still in need of a big thick cock; think you can help this slut out?


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