It’s almost the end of summer and that means that lemonade season is almost over. If you’re one of my regular callers, you know why this upsets me. But if you’re new, let me explain it to you. I fucking love cum. Like, it’s my favorite thing in the entire world. I also loathe uppity, morally upstanding women who act like they don’t like sex. When the Mormon ladies come by trying to recruit me into their cult, I always smile and I’m very nice to them, even though I have no intention of ever going to church with them.
Meanwhile, the lemonade that I’ve given them is full of cumsicles that I’ve squeezed out of one of my holes. They’re sitting there talking about all of this stuff about going to church and living for God, but I know that what they’re drinking would horrify them beyond belief. Maybe I wouldn’t do that to them if they were not so judgmental. But knowing that they are just makes me mad enough to give them a little treat. It’s probably the only jizz they’ve ever had in their lives. Do you wish that you could have your cum in their lemonade? Call me for live phone sex and we can make a little surprise for them.
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