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Dirty phone sex snow day

dirty phone sexFuck so I went to visit a fuck-buddy up in Oregon. Come see the snow they said. It’ll be fun they said. Fuck this, fuck snow, fuck everything! We got fucking snowed in! But, at least we had some fucking fun with it. Literally! We got a couple of the neighbors over with some nice heavy cocks, and had all kinds of fun! they tied me and my friend together back-to-back, and went to the kitchen to put masks on. We had decided to pretend it was a snowy home invasion, isn’t that fun?! When they came back to the living room, they were in ski masks, and one was carrying a giant icicle from the side of the house. I was getting a little worried, but my pussy was so excited, I didn’t really care! One dropped down to their knees in front of each of us. I don’t know what he was doing to my friend, but I could hear her gasping and moaning, and feel her ass wiggling against mine. The one in front of me shoved a big metal speculum in my cunny, and opened me up so wide I thought I would split! Then he took the big icicle and started working it into me deeper and deeper. It was so big, and so so cold!

The heat of my cunt making it melt and how full my kitty felt made me orgasm over and over again!

Then we got to play my favorite game ever! Hold your mouth wide open and catch as much jizz as you can, he-he!

I guess being snowed in isn’t all that bad after all…

Dirty Phone Sex Cougar

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind of phone sex in my opinion.  I have decades of experience in the adult world. In fact, I have never had a vanilla job. I am not qualified for anything that doesn’t involve me fucking or talking about fucking. So you can imagine that I struggle when I have to interact with people in a vanilla way. My middle daughter is struggling in school. Like her mother, she is more interested in boys than learning. Her English teacher called me for a conference. I have almost zero appropriate clothes for such things, but I managed to put something together that didn’t scream “whore.”  Her teacher was hot. She never told me. I was a bit pissed off that she neglected to tell me how yummy he looked. I was staring at his package the entire time. To be honest, I didn’t hear a word he said. I cut him off and said, “Let me be honest here. My daughter is not gifted. She would rather fuck than study. Just like me. Can we just make some special arrangement so she at least can graduate someday?” No hesitation on his part. He stood up, unzipped his pants and said, “Suck my cock then.” He wasn’t even 30 yet was my guess, but he knew how to take advantage of an opportunity. I blew him like my life depended on it. If my teen whore dropped or flunked out of school, it wouldn’t be the worst thing. I turned out fine; however, if I can keep her in school by fucking her teachers, why not, right? His cock was a decent size too. He skull fucked me like the dirty old porn star I am. After he came all over my face he admitted that he has seen my old porn from the 80s and early 90s. “I like you much better as cougar,” he said with a grin. I am fine wine. I have only improved over time.

Elisa loves nasty phone sex!

Nasty Phone Sex Elisa

Nasty phone sex is the only way to go! I mean, if you’re gonna fucking do it, do it right! I was at a friend’s place for some heavy-r porn and chill a few days ago, and we fucking got snowed in! I was kinda pissed at first, but then again, we had food, porn, toys, and lube. Who needs more to survive a blizzard? It was like the best couple days ever! We spent hours upon hours fucking and sucking! Fisting and cumming, and seeing what we could fit where! It’s amazing how gaped I can get my puckered little ass with some time and spit! Not only did my little ass get fucked and filled with yummy jizz, then fisted, but we got an apple in there! But we didn’t stop there, next we tried a full pop can, then a rolling pin! He said having my ass that fucking full squeezed his dick in my cute little pussy so hard he could barely stand waiting to cum! Soon he ripped it out of my poop shoot and rammed his cock in there over and over again, surging his hot load deeper into me than ever before! I had so many loads up my ass, down my fucking throat, and deep into my tight little fuck hole, I felt all squishy inside and out! Not to mention all the man gravy all over me from head to fucking toe, my tits looked like old fashioned doughnut boobies!

I wonder, is it going to snow again soon?

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so, I’m really bored of this video game I’m playing. My mom, like always has crashed from her cocaine binge. Her newest boy toy sits in the living room eating something from the kitchen. I decide I am going to seduce him. I throw on my little skimpy nighty and head into the kitchen. I open the fridge and drop something. I bend over to pick it up. I turn around and his mouth is watering. He gets up and comes towards me. “your mom told me you would try to seduce me.” He says with a smile. He grabs my ass. “oh, did she now? Well are you gonna let me.” I laugh as I say it. “you already have.” He says as he goes into kiss me. He is a good kisser. He turns me around and lifts up my nighty. He pulls my g string to the side and starts to finger my wet cunt. I am leaning over the middle counter as he undoes his pants and sticks his big throbbing cock into my young bald pussy. He begins to thrust in and out of me. I moan. Not like my mom will hear us. For one she is passed out and two, it’s a huge house. He pounds my pussy harder. God he is one of the best fucks me and my mom have shared. He continues to fuck me as my juices run down my legs. He thrusts a few more times and I feel his cock throb as he squirts his cream deep inside of my cunt. I get up and collect myself. “if you want some more you know where I will be at.” I giggle and head back to my room. The food forgotten. It’s so fun fucking my mom’s boyfriends.

Caught Jacking and Forced to Cum

Caught jacking off by sis and she made you cum? Well, I caught my brother and made him jack off for me until he came! Funny thing, I think… No, I KNOW he was fucking in total ecstasy when he had me as an audience! So, that’s how the incest phone sex came into play for us.

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Whenever my bro was home from college I would drive him so fucking crazy waltzing around in my bikini and gabbing and giggling to my girlfriends on the phone. He really got so fucking hard around me all the time! I once sat in the living room across from him and spread my legs. You see he was directly across from me and I was wearing NO Panties at all! Yeah, bro caught a glimpse of lil sis’s cuny and was on his knees in front of me begging like a beast to taste lil sis’s sweet pussy. I let my bro taste my succulent coed xxx cunt and even let him slide his big hard fuckrod deep inside me.

Fucking my brother and making him jerk off for me are such a blast I get all wet thinking about it… Like right now!!!

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Fuck my pretty little face?

school girl phone sex elisaSchool has just barely begun from the holiday break, and I’m already fucking bored. I really need some cock, and I mean real, grown up, man dick, and I need it now. Mr. Davis is the school’s student body leader, and I’m thinking I want him to lead my body! I ask to meet up with him after school for some personal advice. He’s got a lovely basement office, one little window covered for privacy, and beanbags everywhere, ect. When I plop down in one, and he asks me what I need avice on, I spread my legs wide, open my pussy and ask him what I should do about this dripping, throbbing, horny pussy? Once he got over his massive fucking shock, he dove right into licking my pretty little teen pussy! He was so good at tongue-fucking my holes, I squirted all over his face in no fucking time! I begged him to let me swallow his dick first, needing him to face fuck me, which he happily did. His meat slid between my full lips perfectly, as he stroked into my face harder and faster, reaching a fevered rhythm. I pause massaging his tightening balls and right as he pulls back, I shove my middle finger up his ass.

He came so hard all over my face and pretty little titties!

Hmm, I think I’ll make him lick me clean, what do you think?

I need a daddy

Ageplay girlsI have been getting lonely lately because I haven’t been getting a lot of “orders”.  I got my favorite purple vibrator to satisfy my dripping wet cunt. All day long I have been thinking about my last lil one I got, and it makes me cream my little panties. When I get home and take them off there is a nice little cream pile in them. So when I got up to my room I got my purple cock and the first place I went to is my little tight rosebud. The tip of the cock feels so good in my tight asshole, and I like to lube it up to make it glide in there nice and easy. I really need a daddy so you should call me and give me your cock.

Dirty Phone Talk and Masturbation

dirty phone talkToday was a rather warm day for this time of year, so I decided to have my dirty phone talk poolside. Naked of course. I have no privacy fence. Even if I did, it would not have protected the eyes of the neighbor boy home from school today. My munchkins were home too. The ones still in school, go back tomorrow. I teased the neighbor boy. I knew he was watching me. Would you like to be my neighbor? I like guys of ALL ages. There is no husband next door. This boy is being raised by his grandma who likely has tits to her knees and an wild gray bush like the old lady in room 237 of the Overlook Hotel. He needed to see a real woman’s body; a sexy MILF body. I got out of the water like I was Pam Anderson. Shook my long wet hair out and rubbed my natural boobs. I made eye contact with him as I sat on a pool chair to touch my pussy. He pressed his face up against his bedroom window for a better look. I gave him a hot show. I rubbed my clit in small circles before licking my fingers and thrusting them inside my pussy. I get lost in playing with myself sometimes. As I was cumming hard, I realized the neighbor man on the other side was jacking his cock watching me as were all my sons who were home. Guess men and boys alike enjoy watching a sexy woman masturbate. Do you? I gave everyone a show. I enjoyed it too. I spread my legs wider and made sure to rotate so everyone got a view of my hot pussy. Call me an exhibitionist, but I love an audience. Perhaps that is why I have long been in the adult industry. Nothing hotter to me then men watching me masturbate and fuck.

Dirty Phone Talk Is a Cure

A curative for that which is plaguing your cock may be met with dirty phone talk. I’m a dirty phone sex talking slut that loves to have guys jack off for me. I swear I am always fucking horny and really get off on knowing how much I am turning my men on.

Have you ever just needed to share a dark fantasy that could get you off really fucking hard? Well I am a pro at enhancing those with some guided masterbation. You are in for some nasty coed xxx fun when we get going. You know that cock is raging hard as this pussy is purring at the thought of that throbbing rod fucking it.

I’m wet waiting for that big bad cock of yours!

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Professor caught jacking to my picture!

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Daddy always tried to send me to schools and activities to “straighten up” my wet and wild nature. Isn’t that cute? He thought it was a great idea to send me to a Catholic school (like, really dad, haven’t you EVER watched porn?!) to give me some discipline me a bit. How cute. I had my own ideas! With a hot, sexy, tight little body like mine, it’s easy to make anything sexy! Especialy those little school girl outfits! (again dad, really?) I rolled the top of my skirt up just a little, giving a beautiful view of my long, toned legs, and just long enough to make anyone want to lean a few inches to check that rounded ass of mine. I wasn’t in this school for more than a few days before I noticed our biology professor checking me out every time he thought no one was watching him. I made sure to flash him my young bald pussy every time he was looking my way. It was obvious how flustered I got him, right up to his ears turning bright red!

One day after class, I went back to get my compact out of my desk I had forgotten, and he got caught jacking off! And there was my student id picture on his screen! I fucking knew it! Not that I minded in the least! I dropped down and made him skull fuck my pretty face! He was so hard and horny, he threw me over his desk, hoisted my ass in the air, and fucked me with the intensity of a national geographic documentary. It was so fucking sexy feeling to sit at lunch and still feel the thick cum of his dripping down my thigh.

I know he’ll never have a problem with me asking him to jack off for me, any time I ask him!

Something tells me I’ll be getting some great grades, and lots of after class work!

Now I just need someone to help me clean up this mess… Would you like a taste?