Tag: Dirty phone talk

Caught Jacking Like a Pervert

You called me to confess to your sickness. You roam around Nightclubs, bars and the college campuses like a stalker. A stalker pervert. Your obsession with coed sluts performing fellatio in public when they think they are alone is your twisted perversion. You even like to lurk around on campus whipping your cock out as you watch these sexy coeds walk by. You jerk off in front of these unsuspecting girls. They laugh at you though and that makes you cum. You truly are a twisted pervert.

I took your call and you just kept stroking harder as you told me about the three coeds that were sucking off those frat guys in the parking lot of the closed down Save Mart. You watched them and stroked off. You wanted the guys to catch you and get the chance to suck them off too. You are just a pervert loser.

Caught jacking

Rape Fantasies with Your Mean Mistress

rape phone sex fantasies

I’m such a fucking cunt that I make you have a lot of rape phone sex fantasies. Imagine catching me leaving the mall in the parking garage all alone. As I am on my way to my car you cover my mouth with a chloroform covered rag and drag me to your vehicle. When I wake up I have a stinging pain on my tits and my cunt. When I look down, I see you put strong ass suction cups on my nipples and another on my clit. My nips feel like they’re being twisted a full 360 degrees. When I look around immediately recognize its you standing in the corner with your dick in your hands as you jack off for me. “I’m going to rape your shit hole like you did mine, Mistress.” say the sissy that I fucked with a 16 inch strap on even though you begged me to stop. You cried as you begged me to not make your man pussy squirt while I violated your hole. You didn’t want to be my sissy faggot but it felt so good to you. But now, this is your payback. I never beg but as I watch you unzip your pants I instantly scream, “please don’t rape my ass! Im sorry, sissy!” I try to break free before you got any closer but before I knew it you were balls deep in my shit hole. Forcing your cock in me makes you feel like a man again, doesn’t it? My little rose bud grips your little cock so good that you filled me with your cum after only a few strokes. Even though it was over In a few minutes it felt like I was being violated for hours. I can’t believe a sissy took my ass from me!

Death Becomes Her

Snuff fantasies

 

One of my darkest secrets is that I have the kinkiest snuff fantasies running through my pretty little head.  You probably wouldn’t think that a bubbly bimbo like me dreams about being able to play God with all of the cum craving cocks and cunts I come across, but I would absolutely love to be able to decide which of my lovers get to live and who, of them, deserves to die.  I guess you could say that sometimes I wish that I were Lady Death.

Separating the winners from the losers would be easy.  If you make my widowmaker happy, you get to live, can’t satisfy my slippery snakepit and that’s the end for you.  Simple as that.  Anyone who doesn’t know how to please a woman doesn’t deserve the precious oxygen they pull into their lungs.

And I’m not just talking about making my malicious muff cum, that’s not that hard to do.  If my lovers want to save their own lives then they need to make my entire body tingle, give me the type of shivers that makes goosebumps rise up all over the entirety of my being.  Find the sensitive areas of my milky flesh that a lesser lover would overlook, then exploit their delicate and ticklish nature.  That type of shit.  If you think I’ll be okay with you just banging away at my creamy holes then shooting your splooge inside of me, then you should get your affairs in order before you bend me over because you won’t be around to disappoint another woman much longer.

I’d love to have the ability to drain the life out of a guy if he doesn’t make me happy everywhere, body, mind and spirit.  I know it sounds kind of dumb but any person who can’t fully please a woman just doesn’t deserve to live.

 

Fine Young Slut

 

Ageplay girls

I met this fine young thing whose twat I want to demolish with you. I saw her leaving the arcade with a group of friends but something about her was different. She probably wasn’t even old enough to get a job in this state, but she had the body of a woman. Her tits were perfectly round and perky even though she didn’t have a bra on. Her legs seemed to go on for miles and I was almost certain that they met at a perfectly bald pussy. I approached her and the little slut immediately started flirting with me. So I did what anyone would so, I took her back to the dungeon and tied her to the bed. She had a girlish grin that screamed fuck my tight cunt! I licked her clit until her honey pot oozed all over my face. Then, I took my strappy and fucked this little bitch until she screamed my name. I’ve been fucking her so good I know she’s ready for the real deal now. Come bring her some throbbing hard cock!

Dirty phone sex kind of night

dirty phone sex

It is a dirty phone sex kind of night, and I’m stoked you are on my page. I’m an anything-goes kind of girl. I have done some pretty wild things and have gotten into much trouble. My beautiful twat has always had me feeling wet.

Im all about sucking cock and slurping on balls. It gets my cunt so ready and begins to throb when I talk about all the devious things I want to be done to me. I’m now into a ton of double penetration and want a cock up my tight asshole and another in my pretty pink twat.

The orgasm that delivers is entirely out of this world. It feels so intense, and it will have me begging like a whore for more.

Cum Slut With a Porn Addiction!

Dirty Phone Talk

I could watch filthy porn all day long! I love watching hot porn videos on my calls while I play with my soaking wet cunt. I pick a hot kinky video and one of my favorite toys to play with and then I wait for a hard cocked caller to ring my line. When you call me I’m already dripping wet and waiting to make you cum. Tell me what is on your mind as we scroll through porn sites and trade our favorite freaky videos. While we watch I want to talk all night about your dirtiest desires and how I can fulfill them. If you are looking for the hottest, nastiest and most intense phone sex available, I’m your cum thirsty, cock craving girl! Let’s chat and cum together!

Harmonys Dirty Phone Sex

Dirty Phone SexWet little pussy is waiting for you in her bedroom daddy. You walk in and I am wearing your favorite lacy lingerie and I have my legs spread, laid back on your bed. I have two of my fingers pressed into my cunt, moaning and rubbing and cursing, and let you watch as I cum all over your bed and soak it in my squirting pussy juices. Cum here daddy! You take off your clothes and move your cock to my mouth. I suck and keep playing with my pussy as I get ready to let you use me up for the rest of the night! I want this cock cumming deep inside of me daddy! Cum here and let me have some more!

His Slutty Little Daughter

Daddy Phone Sex“I got her ready.” I said as her father stepped into view, my hands still massaging her breasts. I’d given her something so nice, her eyes were open but she wouldn’t remember a thing. Her petite little body hinting at a maturity that we were going to unwrap now. I lifted her up and got under her, I palmed her ass, then her inner thighs, and spread her for daddy. He gasped in excitement, I’d left the best part for him, and watching his throbbing cock bounce while pulling the panties off his rude little stepdaughter made it all worth it. He took one look at me to make sure I was ready, and I led my fingers to her drenched cunt and spread open her pink pussy lips for him. He was lined up and beginning to push his thick tip into her tight bald pussy within seconds. I giggled a little when his little girl moaned from his shaft working its way into him. “See? She loves it.” By the way he began to pump himself into her wet inner ridges, spreading her deep and taking her virginity forever, I knew I’d said the right thing.

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Sensual phone sex

 

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That’s right, there’s a new head changing, boner banging superhero in town here to save your day and make you spray!  If you need a ready and willing hottie with a super stash and sensational gash, then just call on…  PURPLE HAZE!

 

Creamy Clown Party

Nasty phone sex

 

You’ve never really had nasty phone sex until you’ve gotten down with a clown!  I know it sounds weird, even freaks a lot of folks out, but I haven’t run into anyone who can manhandle my muff like a maniacal, grease paint covered clown can.  I don’t think they’re very scary at all.  In fact, when I see a costumed freak that most people would be afraid of, that’s the one I want to bang the most.

Think about it like this; you know how they say that crazy chicks are great in bed?  Well, the same goes for guys, my dude.  When a guy is completely nuts and out of his gourd, you know that he’s probably willing to do just about anything in the sack, and who’s more crazy and insane than a clowny fuck fiend?  Get my drift?

Last night I went to a circus freak party where everyone had to dress as their favorite kind of carny.  There were raunchy ringmasters, long dicked lion tamers and topless trapeze artists galore amongst a veritable sea of rainbow colored cum craving clowns, myself included.  It was great, just the kind of sexy circus party you’d like to attend, with titties and cunts flying through the air and cocks slapping and slamming faces and holes in every corner.

There was one multi-colored, hobgoblin of a cock knocker I kept my eye on all night.  He made his way from group to group jerking the shit out of his junk, making sure everyone was rough fucking and not just fooling around.  I knew that he was the freak for me the moment I saw him throat out a fire eater, that can’t be easy!

I grabbed my terrifying, mouth-trashing target and took him out to the parking garage so we could scare some “normies” a bit to get our adrenalin going.  After a couple of pants pissing pranks, we were both ready for a hard hole bashing and my fuckalicious freak bent me over and started pounding my jolly jester right where we stood.  As he fucked me senseless, I didn’t realize that we were slowly traversing out in front of the cars as they slowly passed looking for a spot to park.  In everyone’s way, he stretched my tight hole out like he was trying to find a lost line of knotted handkerchiefs in there to pull out of me.

When an impatient driver honked to get us out of the way, my scary, snatch stretching stinker threw me right up on the hood and drilled me out hard and fast until he blew his hot and happy load deep up in me as he stared at the people inside the Jeep through the windshield.  If they didn’t have a problem with clowns before, then they probably do now.