Tag: Mean phone sex

Your small dick makes me laugh

Teen phone sex

I was at a party with my friends having some fun when I started making out with this guy named Keith. My pussy was getting really wet so I took him upstairs and pulled him into one of the empty rooms to hook up. Things were getting hot when he took his belt off and pulled down his pants. I couldn’t believe it when I saw it. He had the smallest cock I had ever seen before. I couldn’t help it and started to laugh. He blushed bright red and just stood there with his tiny cock sticking straight up. I called my friends into the room to look at his tiny little dick. When they came in they nearly cried they were laughing so hard. He didn’t even try to cover up how small he was, in fact I think he kind of liked us seeing his tiny dick and laughing at it. We made fun of his shrimp dick and pulled my friend Dean into the room with us. Dean has a huge 10″ uncut cock. We took Dean’s pants off and me and my three girlfriends started sucking him off right in front of Keith. We showed Keith what a real man’s cock does to girls, it makes us wet and makes us want to suck it bad. Girls only laugh at guys like Keith. We had Dean’s cock all hard now and we made Keith drop to his knees while Dean slapped him across the face with his big dick. We took a recording of him being cock slapped with a huge dick while his own tiny pathetic dick was rock hard. Dean grabbed Keith by the hair and forced his big cock into Keith’s mouth. Keith wasn’t even touching himself while he sucked Dean off, but he got so turned on from sucking the dick of a bigger and better man that he blew his load all over himself.

Dirty phone sex with a shampoo bottle lover

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I was hooking up with a guy I had met and had plenty of dirty phone sex together. I felt lucky that my husband would be away on his work trip. I felt like I had the perfect opportunity to let my wild desires take control of me. I wasn’t ready for the events that were about to happen. I invited over Joey. He was 6’4 athletic half Sicilian half greek. He looked like a Greek god: washboard abs and pristine blue eyes. I liked his Italian style and greek features. I was ready for the freak in me to get loose.

While we were making out, I wanted to be kinky and asked him what would make his cock stay hard. I had noticed it would have a spurt of being rock hard then it would go back down. Your sexy feet turn me on he said. I didn’t think it was odd that he wanted a foot job. My feet were perfect, and I could see why he would want to see cum on my toes. I smiled and let him have his way with them. Midway thru he stopped and asked me if he could use the restroom. I had no idea why he would stop himself from orgasming to wash his hands. It was beside me. I wanted to get him off and have the favor returned.

Well, I had been waiting for about five minutes and was already impatient enough. I walk in on him with his shorts on the ground pounding his asshole with the biggest shampoo bottle I had. My jaw dropped. It was a first. I told him I could have lent him a dildo if he wanted ass play so badly. He confided that nothing makes him explode like the feeling of a shampoo bottle going in and out of his anus. I knew he loved nasty phone sex, but this was a pleasant filthy surprise.

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The Princess Wins!

Family phone sex

My Daddy brought home a woman last night! *gag*  She is stupid and I don’t like her at all. She was all over him!  It was super gross!  She kept trying to get on my Daddy’s good side by trying to be friends with me.  I already have friends, I do not need anymore.  Even my boyfriend was saying how nice she wasn’t.  She wasn’t nice!  She just wanted to have my Daddy’s cock inside of her!  I didn’t talk to her much, actually I pretty much ignored her.  Daddy wasn’t happy about that at all.  He kept giving me looks.

After dinner I took her phone out of her purse.  I put it under the cushion of the sofa I was sitting on.  She walked in the living room, looked in her purse, then emptied out her purse, then looked at me and said, “You took it didn’t you?”  I said, “Took what?”  I never took my eyes off of the show I was watching on Netflix.  She came and stood right in front of me, “You took my phone!”  I told her I didn’t take her phone!  She got really mad and left the room. 

I heard her talking to my Daddy, she was telling him I stole her phone.  I heard him push back his chair and I jumped up, put  the phone in the outside zipper part of her purse, then quickly sat back down.  I had just got back to the sofa when Daddy came in.  He said, “Harmony! Put it back, right now young lady!”  I said, “Daddy I do not have her phone!”  He told me I had two seconds to put it back or I would be in big trouble.  I told him again that I didn’t take her stupid phone!

Right then her phone started to ring.  All of us looked at her purse.  She looked back at me and I smiled.  She shouted that I had somehow put it back in, that I really had taken it, that I was a thief.  My Daddy told her that it was a mistake, that she simply put it back in the purse in a different place.  She was getting seriously angry.  Daddy finally told her to leave his house!  I started to giggle. 

He came back in and sighed and plopped down next to me.  He put his arm around me and said, “You are the only Princess I really need anyway.”  I gave my Daddy the best blowjob ever!  Nobody else better try to take my Daddy away from me, because he, his cock, and his bank account are all mine!

Blackmailing my teacher

Mean phone sex

I knew my teacher wanted to fuck me, the way he looked at me was like he was looking at a tasty snack. I sent him some dirty pictures of myself and asked if he wanted some of what he saw. It was a series of pictures of me slowly undressing in front of the camera and then fucking my wet pussy with the end of a hairbrush. Of course when he saw them, he wanted me even more. I invited him over to my house while my parents were gone and fucked him in my bed. He licked my tight pussy and made me cum on his face before laying on his back and letting me ride his throbbing cock. We fucked all afternoon in my bed and I made him cum over and over again. I’m a nasty naughty girl, but what my teacher didn’t know was that I’m also a devious little slut and I’ve always got an evil plan brewing. I filmed our entire encounter and sent it to my teacher. I told him if he didn’t give me what I wanted I would leak the video and screenshots of our texts to everyone. He’d lose his job and his wife too. He was like a mouse caught in a trap, he had no choice but to give me whatever I want! Now I’m completely spoiled and he buys me whatever I want because he knows I’ll ruin him otherwise.

Surprise Party

Mean phone sexI had been there for almost thirty minutes when you finally noticed me.  I will forever remember the look on your face.  It was a mixture of pure terror and disbelief.  I know you were wondering how I managed to get in, it was no problem really.  I told them that I was your plus one, they said that you already arrived with your wife, and I started to get a little bit loud, other than cause a scene they let me in.  That means two people already know that I am acquainted with you in some fashion.

I raised my glass to you and took a drink with a smirk on my face.  You put your drink down and I could tell you were excusing yourself from the conversation.  You touched your wife on the elbow indicating that you were moving on.  She said her good-byes and followed you.  You were headed toward the door, you looked at me, I shook my head no, and you stopped.  Your wife was looking up at you, more than likely asking you why you decided not to leave after all.  You kissed her on the forehead and smiled.  She turned around and started to speak with the people behind her.

I waited a few minutes then made my way over to you.  I could see you were absolutely frantic, you keep pulling on your Tux jacket and shifting your bow tie.  You put your arm around your wife.  I smiled bigger and bigger until I reached you.  I said hello to your wife and introduced myself.  I thought for sure you were pissing yourself.  You had sweat on your top lip, you were stumbling over your words.  Your wife asked you what was the matter and laughed.  You said that you weren’t feeling all that well at the moment.

I felt a tap on my shoulder, it was the photographer that was hired for the event.  She asked me if the three of us would stand together so that she could take a photo.  There I was, your wife with her arm around my waist.  I could smell her perfume, and I could feel you tighten your grip around her waist.  I excused myself and went to the bar.  My phone vibrated and it was a text from you, asking me what I was doing there.  I texted back that you knew damn well what I was doing there.  You asked me to leave nicely.  I said, “No. Not until I get what I came for, or I will give your wife some really fantastic pictures that I happen to have in my clutch.” 

I turned around and saw you walk swiftly to the bathroom.  You texted back that I would have the funds in my bank account in a few minutes.  I reminded you that if you wish to continue our little relationship that there had better be a very nice tip included with what you usually give me.  I checked my bank account and indeed there was a nice little tip included with the other money.  Good boy.  I put my drink down, stopped to say goodbye to your wife, she said we should have lunch, I told her I would be happy too.  You heard that just as you returned and you immediately turned pale. 

I had just made it home when a text came in.  It was from you telling me that that was the most exciting thing that has ever happened to you and that you needed to see me.  I texted back, “I bet you do baby, I bet you do.”

The Boss’s Daughter

Domination phone sex

I know you are pissed.  You wanted my job so badly.  You worked so hard for it.  Put in extra hours, never called off, know the policies inside and out, brought in VIP clients to the firm.  You did everything right, except that you aren’t the Boss’s daughter and I am.  When I heard how much of a go-getter you are I just had to have you as my Assistant!  Sure it is a downgrade in position but I am sure you will love it.  You get to look after me, that is a god damned honor!

Every day you come in with an attitude.  It makes me laugh actually.  I was going to give you a huge raise.  One that would put you on par with some of the top people at the firm, but now I’m not too sure I should.  I think I will have to have a talk with you.  I have an image to uphold and having some pissed off baby in front of my office with a scowl on their face isn’t cutting it.  Yes, I think that is just what I will do.  Call you in here and give you an attitude adjustment.  I mean I really do not need you, I want you as my assistant.  There is a very clear difference between need and want, and perhaps after our little chat, you will recognize the difference as well.  Let’s just hope you still after your job afterward.

Sissy strap on fucking

Mean phone sex

I’m not a submissive, so if that’s what you’re looking for, move along. I wouldn’t say I’m a dom either though, I’m just me. I’m a little sadistic and enjoy being mean and degrading people, especially little sissy fag men. I like to put them in a pair of panties and make them wear lipstick like the little bitch boys that they are. Then I put on my biggest strap on cock and force it into their mouth and make them suck it and choke on it. I want to hear them gag on it and see their lipstick all smudged and smeared when I’m done. Then I turn them around and stick my strap on into their ass. There’s nothing more empowering to me than fucking a man in the ass and making him my bitch. This is how I like to express myself as the top bitch in the room, by making you my little fag toy.

Caught At My Parent’s House

Caught jacking

All I wanted to do is pretend that you weren’t there.  My Parent’s have it in their head that you and I should be together so they invited you over.  I was not thrilled when I saw you because I knew exactly what was going on.  Although the roses that you gave to me were beautiful it did nothing to change my mind about us.  My Parent’s have been trying to match us up since we were way younger.  You even started to believe that some day we would be together.  Now there you were, trying to sit next to me all the time, bringing me food and what ever it was that I wanted to drink.  Frankly, it was really getting on my nerves.

You took my sweater and put it in the bedroom with the other coats and jackets.  I noticed that it was taking you forever to come back out.  I really didn’t think anything of it until I noticed that twenty minutes had gone by and you still weren’t in the room with the rest of us.  I went to go and look for you and I certainly found you.  You had the sleeve of my sweater against your face, and another part wrapped around your dick.  You were jacking off to the smell of me on my sweater.

I shut the door and you jumped.  Out of respect for my Parents I was not going to cause a scene but I was going to bitch you out.  I ripped my sweater away, exposing your hard cock.  I was not at all impressed with your lack of size.  I let you know how absolutely pathetic you were for doing what you were doing.  That it was no wonder that no girl in their right mind would have you if you went around cumming in their clothing.  You are nothing more than a useless coward with a very small dick, and that would be the last time you would be invited into any venue that I was at.  You were just not worthy enough to even breath the same air as me.

I went out of the room, tossed my sweater in the trash then sat down and waited.  You came out, noticeably embarrassed, said your good byes and left.  Finally, I was left to enjoy the rest of my time with my family, minus your worthless little cocked self.

Fuck love give me diamonds

mean phone sex

Mean phone sex isn’t for just anyone. You need to take a stance and know how to manipulate any situation at had. I’m the bonafide gold digger. We can skip the whole goal digger movement and say it like it always has been. As long as you have a hot rack and hot pussy you are in like sin. All it takes to be on top is looking pretty and making sure you trap a rich man. Once you get that rich man you are free to fuck and cuck the hell out of the loser. Trap them and abuse them. Little dick men annoy more more than anything. I have no problem bleeding you dry and making you my bitch. Fuck love give me diamonds. Watch me fuck the help and keep your mouth quiet.

Ball Busting Great Time

Dirty Phone Sex

Things were going great! You and I were enjoying O/our time together, but then you decided to get an attitude and I cannot tolerate that.  All I did was ask you to go into the kitchen to get Me something to drink.  However, you made a point of displaying your displeasure of having to do that one simple thing for Me.  This is where what you thought would happen turned around completely.

When you returned holding the half filled glass in your hand I excused Myself.  I heard you bitching about how I could of gone into the kitchen Myself since I was getting up anyway.  Your words were not at all necessary.  I changed into something a lot more sexy then what I had previously had on.  The way you looked at Me when I walked back into the room made Me smile.

You put your drink down to stand up.  You came to Me to put your arms around Me and kiss Me.  I pulled away after the kiss, took your hand and lead you to the bedroom.  I told you to get undressed and lay on the bed, that I had a surprise for you.  You did, I straddled your waist, grabbed your one wrist and slipped a strap around it.  You laughed and said something stupid like, “Oooh, kinky.”  I said, “Yes. Kinky.”  Once I had both on and you were very secure I did the same thing to your ankles. 

I lay next to you on the bed, trailing My nails up and down your chest.  I saw the goosebumps appear on your skin and your cock move.  I asked you if you had any idea of what was going to happen to you.  You didn’t, but you wanted what ever I wanted.  I am pretty sure you thought I was going to tease you lightly then fuck you.  However, things did not go that way for you, did they?

I got off the bed to put my stilettos on.  You asked why I needed them on, I ignored you.  I climbed up onto the bed, holding on to the canopy above Me.  I said, “Someone needs to learn not to be a little bitch when someone asks them for a favor.” I saw the anger in your eyes, I really didn’t care.  I pressed the ball of my shoe against your cock, you started to beg, again … I didn’t care.  I asserted more pressure, you winched, the anger washed away from your eyes.  Now there was fear and I loved it.

You started to tell Me you were sorry, but I did not accept your lame attempt at an apology.  You weren’t at all sorry, you were just saying that to protect your cock.  It wasn’t your cock I wanted though.  I took the tip of My stiletto and kicked your cock over, then I took the heel and pressed it into your ball sack.  That was just the beginning of My fun with you.  There was so much more to be had.  By the end of the hour you were in tears, begging, pleading for Me to stop.  I eventually did.  I untied one of your ankles and one of your hands, then told you that I was going to go for a walk but when I got back you should be gone and never to come back.  I grabbed My trench coat and left, before I even got to the end of my block I turned to see you running from my place and get into your car.