Category: Sensual fantasies

Savannah is… PURPLE HAZE!

Sensual phone sex

 

“Oh no, my stash is tapped!  How am I supposed to have sensual phone sex if I can’t smoke any of that sweet Mary Jane?”

There’s no need to fear!  Purple Haze is here to make sure your bowls stay loaded with fresh buds and your balls stay unloaded of frothy cum!  That’s right, when a hot, hard cock needs to get super high and shoot a hearty load, Purple Haze will be there.  When a jonesing junk puller wants to get some ganja and juice their jizz, there’s only one pole pleasing pot pusher to call: The Sativa Slut, The Indica Dicklicka, The Hybrid Harlot…  it’s Purple Haze, The Marijuana Wonder!!!

If you’re a broke ass college student, intern or single dad who could use a visit from a super girl with the greenest buds and the pinkest pussy, she has your back.  If you are a lonely dork, husband or widower with a desire to relieve some stress, Purple Haze will swing by to deliver a dose of dick draining and blunt flaming to give you exactly what you need!  Or if you’re just a hot guy who likes to smoke the best weed and fuck really tight twats, then you can count on the purple and green heroine to be there to get you stoned to the bone and then fuck the shit out of it!

That’s right, there’s a new head changing, boner banging superhero in town here to save your day and make you spray!  If you need a ready and willing hottie with a super stash and sensational gash, then just call on…  PURPLE HAZE!

 

archive of naughty daddys

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Sex phone chat with a girl who looks so innocent is mind-boggling. You will never believe your ears when it comes to me. You will see that you have every skill to make your cock pop. I love to fuck my friend’s dads. I have a whole archive of men I have fucked that were my friends’ dads. I am all about flirting with older men married with a family. 

My cunt gets all excited, and I have to have my fun. It is part of me now. I’m addicted to chaos, and I love it that way. Whenever I get wind of a daddy looking at me all with sexual desire, I take that as my cue to go all in and begin to talk nasty to them thru text and send them dirty pics of me. From then on, they are lured and forever hooked on me.

Little Does She Know

Dirty phone sexI watched with hungry eyes and a falsely benevolent smile as she drank her soda. Her father and I had agreed to simply pretend I was trying to be her friend, she’d think nothing of a cute new playmate giving her a drink. For now I had to wait, my breath baited, my heart beating in my ears. She yawned, rubbing her eyes, and fell over. I waited a second, just one, before I texted her father and got to work undressing the little tease. He’d told me she’d started wearing only panties and a shirt around the house and he couldn’t help himself anymore, I’d told him to give me twenty minutes. Her shirt flopped to the floor, her tiny budded tits filling my palms during a moment’s discretion, before I rubbed my hands down to the lining of a dark skirt. She’d put it on because I was here, well, all the better, all that means is I can take it off and reveal her cute hips to the man that made her. “So precious.” I couldn’t help a giggle, nor a lick of my lips.

Creamy Clown Party

Nasty phone sex

 

You’ve never really had nasty phone sex until you’ve gotten down with a clown!  I know it sounds weird, even freaks a lot of folks out, but I haven’t run into anyone who can manhandle my muff like a maniacal, grease paint covered clown can.  I don’t think they’re very scary at all.  In fact, when I see a costumed freak that most people would be afraid of, that’s the one I want to bang the most.

Think about it like this; you know how they say that crazy chicks are great in bed?  Well, the same goes for guys, my dude.  When a guy is completely nuts and out of his gourd, you know that he’s probably willing to do just about anything in the sack, and who’s more crazy and insane than a clowny fuck fiend?  Get my drift?

Last night I went to a circus freak party where everyone had to dress as their favorite kind of carny.  There were raunchy ringmasters, long dicked lion tamers and topless trapeze artists galore amongst a veritable sea of rainbow colored cum craving clowns, myself included.  It was great, just the kind of sexy circus party you’d like to attend, with titties and cunts flying through the air and cocks slapping and slamming faces and holes in every corner.

There was one multi-colored, hobgoblin of a cock knocker I kept my eye on all night.  He made his way from group to group jerking the shit out of his junk, making sure everyone was rough fucking and not just fooling around.  I knew that he was the freak for me the moment I saw him throat out a fire eater, that can’t be easy!

I grabbed my terrifying, mouth-trashing target and took him out to the parking garage so we could scare some “normies” a bit to get our adrenalin going.  After a couple of pants pissing pranks, we were both ready for a hard hole bashing and my fuckalicious freak bent me over and started pounding my jolly jester right where we stood.  As he fucked me senseless, I didn’t realize that we were slowly traversing out in front of the cars as they slowly passed looking for a spot to park.  In everyone’s way, he stretched my tight hole out like he was trying to find a lost line of knotted handkerchiefs in there to pull out of me.

When an impatient driver honked to get us out of the way, my scary, snatch stretching stinker threw me right up on the hood and drilled me out hard and fast until he blew his hot and happy load deep up in me as he stared at the people inside the Jeep through the windshield.  If they didn’t have a problem with clowns before, then they probably do now.  

 

School Girl Slut

School Girl Phone SexI love being a naughty school girl. I love staying after class with my teachers and showing them just how much of a dirty slut I really am. I love sucking my teacher’s huge cocks and licking from their balls all the way to the tip and shoving it all the way down my throat. I fucking love having a hard cock down my throat, it makes my little cunt wet. I love when they throw my little ass over their desk and rip my short little school skirt right off my tight round ass. They love fucking my tight little pussy hard so I’m screaming, and all the boring ass other teachers look out their doors. Everyone wants a piece of my tight hole and I’m very good at sharing. I love being the school slut and I would love to show you just how much of a dirty little girl I am. I want to be bent over and assaulted in every one of my little holes while you spank my little ass making it red and sore. I want you to choke me until I can’t breathe but I’m begging for you to fuck me harder and harder until my legs give out and you have to hold me up.

Stan Pleasing Starlet

Jacking off porn

 

I’m so happy that I finally set up an OnlyStans account because now I can use my shapeshifting talents to make some real fantastical jacking off porn for everyone to enjoy!  What’s the point of being a sexy storybook seductress if no one ever gets to ogle you while they jack their junk?  Now, I get to show thousands of pole pumping pervs my wondrous wardrobe and crazy costumes all at once!

It’s a real fucking turn on to know that I’m pounding my makebelieve pussy while a varitable army of raunchy, Rule 34 following fantasy fuckers milk their meat.  The fact that they all pay to see me play makes it even hotter for me.  I already happily help every cosplay cummer I come across get off while I’m all decked out in my cute pony get up or awesome anime attire for free, but knowing that I’m getting a little cash to please my own gash is just the best!

I have so many different characters that I like to embody, there’s no way my Stans will ever get bored.  If they need to see Sailor Moon get banged out or Princess Leia taking a Jabba tentacle deep inside her, I got that covered.  There’s no limit to what I can show the world wide web to help them self-fuck their character craving cocks or cunts.  I even take requests!  Want to see something special then just sign up! 

 

Every Chocolate Queen Needs A Sissy

I feel bad for the Black Queens that never had a sissy before! I can honestly say that a sissy girl is the best for eating pussy and preparing big black cock for action. A chocolate goddess like me rarely sucks dick so I’ll use you to get a large black cunt filler ready for my juicy coochie. I usually don’t share my cock but as long as you keep your swollen clitty locked up in chastity I will make an exception! The only thing that my sissy should be able to use is their hot wet mouth! Put that pretty lipstick that I like on and look up at me. Wait for Goddess to lay her big black strap on across your face. Do you want to feel how heavy he is? Imagine when I drop it in your fucking tummy! Toot that booty up so Mistress can get a good view of that pink tight man pussy. I’m going to fuck you so deep in your mister twat while you use my spit as lube to ease in and out of that yummy cunt but you better not make a mess! Mistress is going to cum while she strokes you! You don’t get to cum until you lick all your pussy juice off my dick and snatch! My juicy brown slit is dripping from how good of a fuck you are! I wish every black queen could feel it!

Make My Pink Piggy Pussy Squeal

Dirty phone sex sites

 

I spend my free time scrolling through dirty phone sex sites and nasty cosplay pics to figure out what kind of desirable fuck doll I want to dress up as next.  I study all of the cum filled sticky pics and file away the ones with eye catching, cock stretching outfits I think guys would like to see me in the most.  Since I’m such a sloppy, semen craving, prick gobbling piggy, I found a sexy little cartoon sow that I just had to bring to life!

I’m a real glutton for man goo, it makes sense that I have a costume to display that to the world.  It wasn’t hard to throw together and, after making sure all of my porker parts were looking their best, I went for a stroll in the park to see if I could drum up a dick or two with a craving for swine pussy.  It didn’t take long (it never does) to find a group of horny boar boners who wanted to get a taste of my tenderloin.

I took the gang into the flower garden and lined them all up so I could get down on all fours to gobble their cocks and devour their dicks like a real little piggy bitch horking down slop at a trough.  Once my face was a total mess, my holes needed to get fucking slaughtered so I spun around and presented my hot pink pig pussy and beautiful brown butthole to the whole crew and told them to make me squeal.

They pounded me into the cum soaked mud for hours, gouging out my gorger and stretching my swine holes until those frenzied pig fuckers were completely satisfied and couldn’t take any more porking if you paid them.  I’d say my new bone-in piggy persona is a winner!  Can’t wait to serve myself up at a buffet of hungry, horny hogsnot spitters with a craving for the other white meat!

 

Let Me Guide You

guided masterbation

Listen – I know you think that you know all there is to know about jerking your cock off, but that’s not true. Sometimes dudes get so focused on the end result that you don’t take time to enjoy the actual journey to an orgasm. That’s why you’re going to have your mind blown when you call me for guided masterbation. There have been a lot of men who told me no when I asked them to give up that level of control. Eventually, I always talk them into it, though, and they always tell me it’s the best orgasm they’ve ever had.

See, not enough people know about and/or implement edging into their sexual routines. When we talk, I’m going to talk dirty to you and get you right up to the edge of cumming, and then I’ll have you stop. Yes, it’s going to be so fucking frustrating at the moment, but you have to trust me. Let me help you build toward the most explosive orgasm you’ve ever had. I can keep you on edge for a long time, so clear off your calendar and give me a call. Making you cum hard is definitely going to be my pleasure.

Teen Fuck Tourny Prep

Teen phone chat

 

My friends and I have the hottest teen phone chat group ever!  We love to talk about all of the sexy cosplay outfits we have and the ones we’re saving up all of our money to buy or make.  What better way to get an honest opinion on how your titties look in your new costume than by asking the sluts you trust the most?  I mean, my cameltoe might look like it’s about to stomp its way out of my shorts to me but if it looks good to my besties then I’m gonna let it stroll.

We’re all getting ready for the monthly video game tournament down at the comic book shop because we like to cheer on our favorite dorky dicks as they try to digitally fight their way to the top!  We aren’t gamer girls, we’re gamer fangirls.  Don’t understand the difference?  It’s simple.  We dress up as hot game characters to entice those techie tools to play with our stations and put their X on our boxes with their gigantic cocks when they’re done competing with each other.

That’s right, game geeks usually have huge, horny hogs between their legs and, since “normal girls” don’t usually give them a second look, those guys are all too happy to let us play with their giant joysticks to get our jollies.  Not that I’m trying to tell any secrets, but the world of gamers is one of the largest untapped markets of barely used big bones out there, right next to science nerds and D&D dweebs.

My teen crew loves the thought of riding and ravaging a pack of pristine poindexter peens and the nerdy communities are the best places to find them.  We make sure they want to fill us with their hard cocks and creamy cum by looking just like the fictitious bitches they all desire.  I can’t wait for the tournament.  I’ll totally let you know what happens!