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XXX Sites for XXX Gardening

xxx sitesXXX sites are not where you expect to find blogs about gardening. Hold my beer because I have a hot gardening story for you. Recently, I took it up. Well, I was forced to take it up because my gated neighborhood takes lawn care seriously. Talk about keeping up with the Joneses. During Covid, I could not find a single gardener or landscaping guy to come to the house. Not even paying them double. I think it is because my house contained so many people, we violated the quarantine laws of how many people could gather in one place at a time, LOL. I mean it is all family. No place else to go. I got tired of my snooty neighborhood association fining me and leaving nasty notices on my door, so I Googled how to have a pretty yard and decided to do it myself.

xxx sitesBecause I work for XXX sites, you know I could not do this in a vanilla way. I took up nude gardening. I mean if I am going to be outside doing manual labor I did not want to do, I was going to do it with flavor. Besides, I needed some vitamin D. The beaches were closed, and I could not go anywhere. Nude gardening it was. I have a right to do what I want on my own property. I was about to show those stuck-up bitches on the neighborhood beautification project just what I thought about their fines and notices. I am a sexy milf.  I have big breasts and curves. They just hate me because their husbands and sons lust after me. Day one of nude gardening and I had a line of men watching me doing their best to stay 6 feet apart. Even with masks on, I knew who they all were.

xxx sitesI had no problem gardening naked. I do like it dirty, so I would sit in the potted soil and masturbate while neighborhood men and boys jacked off for me. I caused quite the scandal with the wives and mothers, but they were the reason I was doing it. I used gardening to get back at them for targeting me. I was out there daily gardening in the nude. And each day I got a bigger and bigger audience. I became their escapism. A lot little retreat from 23 hours stuck at home with boring wives. The way I look at it, I did my community some good. I helped horny men get off. I helped them get some vitamin D and I got my lawn up to standard to get those jealous old biddies off my back. And you thought you could not find a hot gardening story on XXX sites.

Drinks and Hard Sex

Dirty Phone SexI don’t particularly see myself as everyone’s whore but when I go out with my girls, then I’m making out and giving my pussy to anyone! I can’t help that I just get so hot and horny for anybody when I’m drinking! You noticed didn’t you baby? That’s why you bought me another and offered your hand the rest of the night for dancing and even a ride home but I wanted to do other things than just go home! I wanted your cock inside of me bad! So when we get back to my place, I invite you in for some ‘coffee’. Once I get you inside, I shove you against the front door and wrap my legs around your waist while sticking my tongue down your throat, and start reaching for your cock, you stumble us into my bedroom and get rid of our clothes for a fun fuck! You take it out and I start to choke down your thick dick, nice and loud just for you! I want it all wet to slip right into this tight cunt. I flip onto my hands and knees and scream for you as you shove it in and start to pound me hard into the sheets! Where are you going to cum?

XXX sites for love your pet day

XXX sites Mommy Carmen’s XXX sites deliver pure filth during national love your pet day. My girls were being extremely naughty! I know they were very horny and only happy when they are milking a daddy cock. But they get curious just like Nanny Carmen does! I knew my girls were teasing Fido with tiny cunts and the peanut butter. I had caught the oldest rubbing tuna on her cunny and trying to get whiskers to lick her with that rough tongue of his. Now, I never minded a little discovery of different fetishes. In fact I encouraged it like a good grandma. My daughters had a 90 pound mutt when they were this age and I tell you helping your daughter while My beloved furry friend is knotting inside of her is funny and sexy all the same time. My oldest was screaming help me. I wanted to film it like they do on furry friends XXX sites! I still get horny thinking of that red rocket swollen and that knot buried in my girls too small cunny! Just drooling and aching for his slow release. XXX sites I told my daughter back then if she moved too much she would break his dick and we would have to put him down. So, she just cried as he slowly finished. I had to make it up to her and lick all the mutts cum out of her swollen little baby girl pussy! And now my granddaughters were curious too. I had played around with Bruno, our large fluffy guard mutt, a few times. I knew he would be patient with my tykes as they learned how to suck his red slimy rocket! My XXX sites can be very nasty with furry friend stuff and I have gotten a lot of tips over the years about Fido and Bruno my erotic red rocket lovers! It was time to introduce those littles to a whole new world of perversions. I brought Bruno in and he was already showing the pointy tip of his cock and wagging his butt like a maniac. He knew it was time to hump some girl twat!XXX sites

What better way to introduce the girls to him then to have grandma carmen get naked and show them how it’s done! I bent over and slapped my ass so Bruno would mount me. He put his paws on my shoulders and slipped right in my ass! I don’t expect my girls to take it in the ass like me, but giving them a live show for educational purposes got me and Bruno the mutt off! I love my pet he makes me feel so good! 

Dirty & Golden Baby

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Making men be perverted fucks that they are is exciting good times for me. I am a dirty phone sex slut that loves golden showers. So I took to making this john of mine jerk his cock off for me while I enjoyed some hot watersports.

Most girls achieve their first orgasm at the faucet. I am no exception. Growing up in Europe we had bidets. Bidets give a clean ass for all. I liked to get my cunt under the the water flow. And slip a few fingers inside my wet hole. The hole time I laugh at the pervert and make him jerk it off for me. Asking and taunting him if he likes this pussy.

When I get him all worked up really good I make him my pet. Drop to his knees and get on all fours. I make him crawl to me. and kneel before me at the bidet and start licking my cunt while he strokes. If he’s a good boy I allow him to cum.

Mommy helps your pee-pee

mommy phone sexMommy is going to take good care of that Pee-pee today! I know you have a mastrbation addiction and have been very good about not touching yourself. It’s not your fault that mommy makes you hard! Baby, come here and let mommy jerk you off. No it doesn’t matter if I do it silly. Baby, I don’t care how small you wee pecker is either. You’re just a little boy with a hard on. Mommy has to please you. I’m not sure other women will if mommy doesn’t. Let mommy try to make your dick bigger. Can you learn how to edge your cock for me. I’m sure that will at least give you a couple inches. Don’t cry baby, mommy has your best interest at heart. You will belong to me and ill be your sex Ed teacher! Maybe you should jerk off with me chaperoning you and teaching you all this nasty mommy tramp knows about pleasuring a hot milf whore like me. You have mommy issues and I have the mouth and pussy to help you out!

Pretty Slut Loves Ropes

Dirty Phone SexI love being your nasty but pretty slut that you can use whenever you want baby! Bend me over and tongue my cunt until I’m squirting your face with hot pussy juices. You’re a little late to our date baby but that’s okay we can just get straight to the good stuff tonight! Head into my bedroom for your surprise. You’ll find me wearing lacy red lingerie on the upcoming valentines day! A few new toys you can use on me or for yourself and some red rope. You know I love to be at your disposal right? Tie me up and do whatever you want to me! Make me a bondage slut and fuck me in every hole to dump your cum into!

My coach is nasty

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My coach loves to fuck me silly when I am one-on-one with him. He lusts for young petite girls like me and tells me we girls are his property for the hour. I’m so used to cock sucking that it doesn’t bother me one bit to be on my knees for him, allowing him to fuck my mouth till he cums.

I’m so happy to be able to guzzle that cum and look right at him as I do so. It will be a fun time with the coach this summer because I have officially signed up for summer camp with him. I’m going to enjoy all the stuff I want to do with him. I enjoy dirty phone sex and love to rub my pussy thinking bout older men being possessive.

Want to Jack Off for Me?

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Hi there, pervert. Are you horny? I think you’re in need of a phone sex call and you can jack off for me. I love hearing men get all revved up. The noises you guys make are always so freaking hot. I can’t get enough of it. Grunts, moans, and even screams – it’s all good for me. The more excited you are, the hornier it makes me and that means I’ll be even dirtier. Basically, as long as my man is being pleased, then I’m going to be turned on and I will do even more nasty things to you.

Let’s get taboo with our call! As you likely know, I love talking about things that make the old church ladies clutch their pearls. They’re so fucking repressed that thinking about two siblings fucking really upsets them. Kidnapping a girl and doing raunchy things to her would send them into a downward spiral. Watersports? Oh, they would probably faint, and I would love every minute of it. Do you have something else that you think would cause them to have a fit? I can’t wait to hear whatever dirty fetish, fantasy, or role play you are thinking of. 

It Turned Into An Orgy

dirty phone sexHe invited me to a party, but it turned into a hot orgy. He works in another department, and we have been hooking up on breaks and after hours, but it has always just been on the down low and strictly sexual. So, after a hot session in the supply closet when he invited me to a party I was surprised. Not really sure I wanted anything more from him I hesitated. But he held my face and assured me I would have a good time. His dick is magical, and I couldn’t say no.

He told me to dress hot and sexy and dm’d the address. I dressed the part and ubered my way to the party. I walked in past the bouncers into a dark low lit loud music smelling of sex party. I liked it all ready. I saw him and he walked toward me. He grabbed my hand and led me to a room with a gigantic bed and lots of naked bodies. He pulled my dress off and sat me on the bed. A hot woman grabbed me and started kissing me as he pushed his fingers inside of me. Then he gently moved my face from hers and stuck his pussy juice fingers inside my mouth. Would you like to hear what happened next? Would you join me or watch? My pussy is wet waiting to tell you all the hot kinky details.

Dirty P-mommy

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Being a dirty phone sex P-mommy means that I get the most nasty and cum filled calls from men who A. want to fuck mommy and make her a nasty ass Mommy tramp. Or Have a mom offer up her sweet daughters and sons for that cock! Hell my boys grew up fucking this whore momma! And like horny boys then they were in their sisters pussies and ass! I still remember  when my girls started getting pregnant and how sexy I thought they were. I tried to ask if they had been with anybody besides this brothers and they both looked guilty as hell. I loved these big preggo bellies and asses though! Breeders right after they own mommy. I had brats that were sister / daughters and Sons that were daddy brothers! It felt so fucking good I didn’t know what to do! All I knew was it was so damn sexy to have my girls preggo and in the incest way! So we fucked and got spun on some meth to celebrate over and over again in the true nasty mommy phone sex tales of debauchery!