Category: Guided masterbation

From Porn to Dirty Phone Sex Mom

dirty phone sexI went from runaway whore to porn star to dirty phone sex mommy. I have never had a job in the real world. I was made for the adult industry. I have cleaned myself up since the early 90s. I was a drug addicted hooker. My late husband saw something in me that no one else did. He cleaned me up, put me in porn, married me and made me a dirty mommy. Last night, my youngest girl found some of my old porn videos. She started masturbating watching me get fucked. I was barely legal when I did porn. I was the Roller Girl of Boogie Nights lol. Just a young ingenue getting high to get fucked. Now, I just get fucked. My baby girl thought it was hot that I made a living off my body. She will be in high school soon and thinks she should not even go. I asked her why. She is so adorable. She thinks we are poor. Sure, things are tight since my husband died, but I get royalties still from my husband’s movies. And, I make a good living off of being a mommy phone sex whore. I still do some nude modeling too, so she doesn’t need to drop out of a school to become a whore. However, I did like the idea of her wanting to sell her body to men. We ate each other out while we watched my old porn and decided who would be her first official John. Would you buy the services of a super young whore?

Dirty Phone Talk of Incest Toilet Play

I made my brother into my personal toilet and got off with dirty phone talk. I love to control the worthless males I encounter in everyday life, and there are a plethora of worthless males at college. WHen I returned home for the Summer I had a great new way to deal with my pathetic brother and his constant trying to catch me naked to jerk off. I decided to take control of the situation and made him get down on his hands and knees and crawl to me as I spread my legs. I was wearing a little micro skirt and a halter top, with no panties on either. I made him crawl to me and open his mouth. Shoving my cunt to his mouth I let out a nice long golder stream of piss right in his mouth and demanded he swallow then lick my cunt clean. We now have a new understanding and his worthless pud pulling self has never been so useful.

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Your fantasy mom

fantasy momMy sweet baby girl is one lucky duck. I am the fantasy mom most offsprings wish they could have. I am all for making my youngins feel good. My daughter was interested in how to make her cunt squirt. I am the type of mom that doesn’t mind giving her a one on one lesson. I enjoy showing her how to spread her legs and hit her g spot. I want nothing more than for her to cum and be in complete bliss. I wasn’t going to sit back and let her do all the work. I let my mommy tongue do some work and make her cunt explode. It felt so lovely to make her my hot little prodigy. I allowed her explode all over. My sweet little squirter. Like mother like daughter. 

Fantasy Mom for the Neighbor Boys

fantasy momMy neighbor boy tells me I am his fantasy mom. Let’s just say his mom is not hot like me. She is younger but looks like that little pageant girl’s mom June from that stupid reality show. She is a large woman, but not a sexy BBW. I doubt junior has mommy fantasies for his own mom. I encourage his milf fever daily. We had a nice warm California day yesterday, so I tended to the garden. I was in my bikini showing off my sexy mommy body. I had the hose out to water the plants. I was cock teasing that boy hard. He was watching me from his bedroom window. He always wants to jack off for me from his room. I drank seductively from the hose, then I let the cold water cascade over my body. I peeled off my wet bikini and stood in my yard in clear view of him. I wanted him stroking his young pecker looking at me. I am proud of my body. I feel bad dissing the lad’s mother. She is super nice, just not very attractive. Not to say that boys only want their mom’s if they are  hot. I think taboo desires take over a boy and he will fuck his mommy no matter what she looks like. However, I am a sexy cougar and I take pride in luring little boys to my dirty garden. I am the pied piper of young boys.

Let’s masturbate together

Teen phone sexI love mutual masturbation. That’s why being a phone sex slut is so much fun. I get paid to play with my little bald pussy all day and masturbate with horny men! My favorite types of calls are the ones where you let me guide you and tell you exactly how I want you to play with your cock while I listen. Guided masturbation is a lot of fun, especially when you’re on the phone with someone who’s an expert at making men shoot their load. Or maybe we can just jack off together. I have so many toys in my collection, dildos, plugs, vibrators, beads, etc. Tell me what your favorite toy is and I’ll use it on my pussy while you listen and hear me cum over and over again. Wanna have some fun?

Caught with my hands in the cookie jar

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Being a fantasy mom is what I have become. It was hard to transition from being the girlfriend to being the wife. My husband’s offsprings knew I was a relentless gold digger. I didn’t hide it much. I wanted to keep my fun under wraps. I still wanted to portray a decent human being. I knew that my husband’s daughter especially detested me so when she heard me talking to one of my fuck buddies I had to save the day and make her forget my naughty antics. She caught me with my hand in the cookie jar. I was setting up a rendezvous and she knew it to a T. I couldn’t think straight all that I was picturing was being sent back to the strip club. I wasn’t sure if this would cause an annulment, so I went head first and dive into what I know sells. Sex! I got close to her and gave her plenty of compliments and told her I wanted to show her something

. She wasn’t falling for anything. She wouldn’t take the bate. I proceeded, and I started to bring her to my fun closet. I had a sex closet with toys and outfits. I knew she was into girls. I could see her wanting me more than anything. I began to kiss her lips and caress her body. I told her how sexy she was. I was already buried between her legs making her have long term amnesia. It felt so good I knew she wouldn’t sell me down the river. I flicked my tongue on her big clit and began to use a few fingers and proceeded with making her shake. With each finge I added the more tensed up she got. I could see her legs shaking, and her cunt was quivering. I had her right where I wanted her. It was the perfect roleplay in one of those nasty phone sex sessions I have late night with my fuck buddies. Luckily pretty Penelope kept everything a secret. I gained a new confidant and a new playmate. I can get used to being a stepmom now.

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I Wonder How Long You Will Last

Jack off formeShall we play a game? One where you can win a prize? Here are the rules:

1. You will stroke yourself from a point where you are flaccid.  You cannot be semi-erect, or erect to start.

2. When you begin to become erect you will close your eyes and imagine my pussy.  You will stroke another five times.  Then stop.

3.  After five minutes of looking at porn (your choice, and you may not stroke while watching) you will then stroke for another five minutes.  As slowly as you can. Then you will stop for three minutes.

4. You will then stroke five times,stop and count to fifty, stroke five times, stop and count to fifty.  You will do this four times.

If you do not cum at all during the steps listed above, and you video yourself during the whole process (no need to show your face), you can then send me the video to prove that you did not cheat.  (Please note: I will not keep your video nor will I post your video anywhere, it will be seen by only me then promptly deleted.)

Then you can call me. You will inform me that you have sent me your video and pay for a 10 minute, then hang up.  I will email you when I have completed watching your video.  You will then call back and pay for a twenty minute call and for all this you will receive: call while I watch it.  You will be on hold for the time it takes me to watch your video. 1) You get to fuck me, and hear me play with my pussy over the phone for you while you jack off for me; and 2) I will allow you to cum.  Doesn’t that sound like a great game? I look forward to watching your videos and hearing you cum.

Madame Eve

Cougar Phone Sex: Masturbting with the Neighbor Boy

cougar phone sexCougar phone sex increases in popularity around holidays. I think it is because you see that hot aunt, or your mommy is looking good or maybe even your mother-in-law looks good to you. A sexy mature woman like me gets it because for many boys, I am that woman that gets them worked up. Boyfriends of my daughters, school friends of all my offspring and random boys I meet at the store and such, have all hit on me. This morning, I was taking a dip in the pool. It was a warm morning in Southern California, so I went for a swim while everyone else was crashed. The neighbors next door have a few extra folks around for the holidays. One of them is a teen boy about my middle son’s age. He was watching me in the pool from an upstairs room. I guess you could say he was caught jacking because I could see his arm jerking back and forth. The window sill blocked the goods. He thought me in a bikini was hot? I gave him a better show. I stripped off my bikini and played with my pussy in front of him. It was early this morning. I think we were the only ones up. I know most people were up late and sleeping in, but not us.  We were jacking off for each other. I know it was risky. An adult could have come into his room at any time and busted us both, but was I really doing anything wrong? I was just in my backyard skinny dipping and playing with my pussy. I can’t control what a young boy does from his window. At least that would have been my story if we got caught. I am going to be watching for that boy. I want to be his fantasy mom.

Sissy Tina Likes To Play Dress-Up

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My newest Sissy baby girl is so dang cute!!! I love spending time with her!  She likes to see herself as a very young little one. I always know it is her right away because of the way she says my name.  The sweetest voice you could ever hope to hear.  We play so many games together!  I asked her if she would let me blog about our latest call and she giggled and said, “Yes Ms. Eve!”

I had her get all her pretty things out, plus, one extra thing.  Her big, fat, pink dildo.  She told me all the things that she had laid out for me, rumba panties, a pretty dress she had especially made, some cute little ankle socks,  and a whole bunch of other things.  Then she sent me pictures as she put them on so I could see how she looked at each stage of dress.

When she was done she had everything on and she kept trying to get me to forget about that dildo.  She told me how pretty I am, did she think I could be her online Mistress Mommy all the time, you know, stall tactics.  I had to get a little stern with her and tell her that it was time to do what I wanted.  She whined a little bit but within a very short while, she was bouncing up and down on that toy for me.  Any way I instructed her to do.

Just before she was going to make a Sissy mess she had to ask permission. Of course I made her wait a little bit.  I wasn’t going to let her have her way right from the first request.  No way.  I could tell she was at the point where she just couldn’t hold on any longer so I allowed her to squirt.  Before we hung up she gave me kisses, and sent me a little gift in my email.  Thank you Sissy Tina for the gift card!  I love it! 

The rest of you have a fantastic day, and if you happen to be a sissy???? Then big Kisses and Swats!

Dirty Phone Talk Me To Orgasm

The other night I had my first sugar daddy hook-up date and it was so fucking dirty phone sex like that I’m still gushing over the memories. WHat a fine sugar daddy he was, he gave me a dozen roses with a diamond and gold bracelet when he picked me up. The night was spectacular and he fucking treated me like a god damned Queen. I was wined, dined and shopped to my first fucking material girl orgasm. He was in and boy this old bastard was a fucking stallion in bed. I swear to fuck he may not have been the most well hung but he knew how to use that tongue and the rest didn’t fucking matter. I just lay back and revel in my materialistic desires while these men go to town pleasing me the rest of the night.

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